HORUS (grumpy variant again)

Got a new phone and can't get into Twits on it. Gonna deactivate this account and make a new one with a creative name like @DukeHorus I'm gonna miss all the baddies on here

Some dude on TV just stole my fit

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani is expected to require ALL New York Elementary school students to learn Arabic numerals. As a Jewish American I still support this 100%

@EthanBenard Killing it! Respect!

I’ve lost almost exactly 160lbs in 2025 so far 😁💪🏻 624 to 464! I thank God for giving me the strength to continue on this journey and putting me in a position to positively impact people’s lives in the process. 🙏 399 here we come 👀 #weightlossjourney

@wellgoshga Gee willikers!

@wellgoshga It was banned in my room for a day so they immediately started saying 5-11

@BruiserBrogan I need these in my belly

My ‘ugly noodles’ midnight snack has become such a joke amongst my friends that I’m now recording it

Chain Gang

@TradWife2049 My close personal friend Nick Mullen

@wellgoshga Got one of the easily distracted boys very engaged for the entire science lesson today. That's the big W of the day.

@capybaraclutchs Sprinkle chocolate flavoured protein powder on everything like it's seasoning

@capybaraclutchs 😍

Kid at work commented on my Eddie Guerrero shirt saying he's one of her faves. WHY DID YOU NOT TELL ME YOU LIKED WRESTLING AT ANY POINT OVER THE PAST YEAR AND A HALF YOU KNOW IM A WRESTLER

When you're wrestling a match or talking on the mic are you doing it for the fans or are you doing it just to tug yourself off?

What’s a labubu and how do I eat one

Like a cat in the sun

@butwhyalyssa Sloppy technique

This is NOT how you do a piledriver... these people clearly don't know real graps 🙄

Powerful delay for the Twits compared to my Insta. Remember this version of me not the version currently shoveling caramel slice in my face hole.

@pecanpieangelll I didn't realise it's Christmas today