The Emohawk

"In order for a man to do evil, he must first believe that what he is doing is good..." ---Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

My younger daughter turned 18 last week "Mom, dad, I want to start an OnlyFans like my sister" she announced during birthday dinner My wife looked at me in shock "Are you okay with this?" she asked me "Of course not" I said firmly "She hasn't registered a GmbH business entity yet" The next morning I took her to the municipal trade office We paid €10,000 set up fee and submitted documents Then, quick notary appointment (another €5,000), and she will be fully compliant in around 7 months This is the power of EU business friendly legal system In America most 18yo create pornographic content illegally, without proper registration No wonder that country is falling apart

Did you know Goodwill made $2.1 BILLION in revenue last year? They pay executives 6-figure salaries. They pay workers sometimes less than minimum wage via a legal loophole. They get their inventory donated for free then sell it back to the public. The thrift store for “poor people” is one of the most profitable nonprofits in the country.

Ireland, like most Western countries, has long nursed a pathetic caste of delusional cranks who instinctively grovel in awe before whichever basket-case tyranny most perfectly mirrors their own dysfunction. In this case, it's a boy-band too.

“We know what’s it’s like to grow up with oppression and forced starvation” says chubby little weirdo. Victimhood is like a drug to these people. They need it. They can’t live without it.

1923 “Walker”.

@Pj27271111 The Final Countdown.

F-14A Tomcat, Serial 160387, Military Code AJ-202, Operator US Navy, Unit Markings VF-84 Jolly Rogers, Location Norfolk Naval Station (KNGU), Virginia, Photo Date May 1977, Photo unknown but in Augusto Laghi Collection. Source: airhistory.net/photo/632787/1… Feast your eyes on this totally bodacious F-14A Tomcat rocking classic VF-84 Jolly Rogers markings at Norfolk Naval Station in May 1977 — from the very beginning of the legendary Tomcat era! #F14Tomcat #NavalAviation #TomcatTuesday #TacoTuesday #BringBackBodacious @NavalMuseum #JollyRogers #VF84 #FightertownUSA #NASNorfolk #EarlyTomcat What’s your favorite VF-84 Jolly Rogers Tomcat memory from the early days? Drop it in the comments!

@EndWokeness I think she may have "faked it 'til she maked it."

Albany Mayor Dorrcey Applyrs is asked by a reporter how she plans to fix their city debt situation… Her response (not satire):

@skscartoon Okay, hear me out...

Ok, hear me out...

150 medical students from a single school in Pakistan just took residency spots from US medical students.

19-year-old Siouxsie Sioux during her very first performance at the 100 Club in London, 1976 Photo by Barry Plummer #punk #punks #punkrock #womenofpunk #siouxsiesioux #punklegend #history #punkrockhistory

🚨 BREAKING: Major antisemitic arson attack in Golders Green, London destroys all ambulances (at least 4) of Hatzola Northwest — a volunteer Jewish emergency service providing 24/7 medical aid. @Breaking911 has seen footage of the attackers.

In 1979 and ‘James T. Kirk’ himself — WILLIAM SHATNER, 95 Candles 🎂 today — talked with Michael Parkinson about the release of the big Hollywood movie version of the classic TV series. STAR TREK: THE MOTION PICTURE (1979)

Kneecap. "All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others."

@TheNightGallery It's a goodie, but I still think "The Obsolete Man" is his best one...

"I am very grateful to Rod Serling. He provided me with several of the best scripts I ever had the luck to perform. In one case, the role of Mr. Bemis. There isn't a fortnight goes by I don't hear a compliment about it." —Burgess Meredith on Twilight Zone's "Time Enough at Last"

BREAKING: 🔴 Multiple Hatzalah vehicles, a volunteer emergency medical service serving Jewish communities with rapid response care, are currently on fire in London’s Golders Green area, with arson suspected, according to PM Breaking News. Credit: Luke Brenner/TheLukeReport

NBC’s 1983 report predicted “catastrophic warming” by the 1990s.

This one.

For GET SMART, Mel Brooks and Buck Henry originally named Barbara Feldon's character Agent 69, and they almost got away with it, until someone at the network caught on, and they had to change it to 99