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Smartest woman in the world and her big master plan is just “I VANT TO DESTROY DA WERLD”😐

what's the nastiest read you've ever seen someone give😭

do only people with small dicks get the "make fun of my penis" fetish or are there hung people like "fuuuck I wish my dick was smaller so people would laugh at it more"

This is messed up on so many levels

Ticks are now being found on snakes.

Eu tinha um namorado que gozava em todas as minhas comidas: no mousse, no feijão, na lasanha... Era eu querer comer alguma coisa e lá vinha ele rechear com seu leite. E eu simplesmente adorava, sempre tinha leite naquela mamadeira. Pena que namoramos pouco tempo. Morreu


so there’s literally no reason for the other hand to be there…

Fuck it. We Believe Wolves in 6


Same as it ever was. They can have the spread sheets, playoffs is about not being a bitch

It’s almost like our languages have a plural for you that English lacks and it’s weird as hell to not use it

SAN FRANCISCO 7th & Market st


world's most expensive dragging equipment detector (single-use)

i was heated