Greg Sego

You decide!

I only know like 4 people who eat breakfast. How do we reverse these numbers?

getting a haircut at Great Clips feels like when a criminals bleeding out in a movie and goes to a vet

BREAKING: Live image of Artemis II’s incredible landing!

I gotta say this Artemis Ii coverage is….. OUT OF THIS WORLD!!

But does it star James Franco as a scientist?

It's called the CRITERION COLLECTION cuz every movie in it makes you CRY TEARS!

UFOs be like "I'm an alien... but am I?!Teehehehehehehehehe!!" and then they fly away.

SPOILER: She appears in all of them.

Figuring out how to file one’s taxes again each year is like being forced to play a Zelda water dungeon… and you have to not only beat it but you also have to pay money or you go to jail.

watching jeopardy. answer was “microsoft” and the girl said “New Mexico”

When you take a nap so good you thought you missed the school bus but its Sunday and you're 41

- What's the name again of that Banker who also moonlights as a Classical Composer? - Oh, you mean FICO Score??

The quality of photos we’re already getting from the moon is incredible

Crashing out from anxiety after seeing a bug inside and then leaving the room to get a tissue to remove it only to return to find it gone and certain that it’s plotting its revenge.

Prediction: Artemis II is going to find nothing on the darkside of the moon except for a lone billboard advertising Shen Yun.

That's right! FUCK OFF, BARRY!!

If I was on earth I’d have a panic attack.

If I was in space I’d have a panic attack.

Every time I see those Orlando Bloom-Drew Barrymore cruise liner commercials I become thankful that I’m not on that boat.

Shout out to weather. Always there when the conversation stalls.