Mr. Turtle

once I hit 5,000 followers imma show you freaks what’s inside my shell

@JoeyMoose @MrBeast Enjoy your slop, Moose. You’ve earned it.

Watching the Knick game at Beast Burger after the World Cup. Your place is popping @MrBeast

@itszore Lesson in that.

its crazy to me that people log into twitter everyday and then interact with doomer shit that has nothing to do with them. Like go outside, talk to a stranger, buy a sandwich, do literally anything but that. You could do a million things besides interacting with politics on a platform where u achieve nothing, but instead you log on. Everyday and talk to people who dont care about you, dont actually listen and have this racial, political, environmental, etc discourse. for what? to become a more jaded human it is literally more productive to jerk off and watch anime imo. I spent 9 months off here, so i dont really have a tolerance for this pointless discourse anymore. wanna know what i did today? i went to yoga with some friend, ate 4 tacos and had 2 ranch waters. I think i will self ban again for the next week.

@onlyvoss I have like one piece of one piece haha I’m not exposed

@TheMisterTurtle now throw some one piece cards in the vault

I haven’t been doing a ton of on-chain trading lately but I’ve been active in other arenas my PSA vault is doing pretty good is cardboard local topped? or can the gacha gambling machines push pokemon up even higher?

@piantoel_ The best and easiest way to get exposure to Pokemon is to just buy Pokemon

@TheMisterTurtle Do you think Pokemon will be popular in this ecosystem? I see more and more projects turning to Pokemon

@yngganzer he borrowed money from some people and disappeared

@TheMisterTurtle hello Mr. Turtle, do you know anything about Tony Meatball?

@Nishgn I pulled a Japanese one from inferno

@TheMisterTurtle Are you still trying to pull Mega charizard from phantasmal flames?

@FakeRosaParkXBT Me neither

@TheMisterTurtle Don’t even know what that means

Who am I? I’m your favorite trader’s least favorite trader.

@beaverd Congratulations on this, Beaver. I’m proud of you.

@TheMisterTurtle good lord

@blknoiz06 It’s a long story.

@TheMisterTurtle wait is it you fr where you been at frog

@anonchain hello old friend

In other more important news, My friend has returned. You should follow him if you like to laugh and gamble.

@nypost Despicable trolls could anywhere.

Despicable trolls post doctored photos showing them urinating on Austin Metcalf's grave trib.al/tbPm7FI

There’s no crying in the casino.

@inversebrah like what

elon should start using dat new punpfun tingy to make pipl do tings

@Tradermayne Come back into my life nigga.

You can placebo effect your life into a better place by being perpetually optimistic. Assume things will always work out, speak in affirmations and think positives thoughts. Your life will change. Good things will happen, better people will come into your life, opportunities will become more abundant. Your perspective is your reality.

Almost 3,000 followers in 6 hours.