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I love the boozer just as much as the next geezer, but I don’t think it’s worth getting frostbite for. Wise up you silly mugs

Are people still using the word “journey” when they talk about their lives? Or have we all grown up and realised you sound like a wannabe something you’re not cunt? Just asking for a wannabe cunt, and millions of other fucking melts

@Lozzabell70 You aren’t well! Lockdown isn’t doing good things for you Loz. You need to get out. And fast!!

@LadyD_84 I like a challenge though sweet. Still 100% would, there’s not a filter that would make me not!

@Lozzabell70 That dog is so sad! Are you feeding the poor fucker? Do I need to phone the RSPCA or something?

@Englishviking #CuntAttire

Been here since 630pm....can't go on track until 1.00am 😬 #Cunttweet

@LadyD_84 This was one of my more difficult wanks. But I still succeeded

@Lozzabell70 If the 4 walls contain your moody looking, wants to kill us all, looking dog, then I might have to opt for a really painful corona death

Gone full out this year. Donning my best saville costume for those little wankers wanting sweets. Even got medals to hand out that say “you’re a cunt” written on them

R.I.P boozers. Gone but definitely never forgotten!

“I’ve heard”... It’s not the same getting a blowie off a hooker now, what with the mask on and everything

@Lozzabell70 I think it was a thing before the corona cunt came around and turned every silly fuck into a fairy

Is CoronaVirus still real? Or is it still a hoax? Just so I know what’s going on in the world, as let’s be honest... If it’s not in Twitter, then it’s not real

@LadyD_84 😳

@Lozzabell70 The pub has giving me the raging Loz

@Lozzabell70 I’m not a fucking homeless Loz! Although, is actually a better deal than sitting at a fucking table in a local boozer! People who sit in pubs, are just cunts

@LadyD_84 You say the date Kate?! I’m there

@Lozzabell70 Wish those cunty pigeons had ate those breadcrumbs now Loz. Shithole

Carly the cute barmaid treating me like I’m some kind of dog with rabies. Masked up and prodding me with a stick from a mile away. Slow down love, 5 months ago it was any excuse to get within a fag papers distance away from my dick and boat. #CoronaBoozer

The most tragic death of this corona cunt, has been the boozers. Fuck me, your local boozer has turned into some kind of “do and don’t” swampy restaurant