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@madeyawook Hush puppies, fries, fried okra, broccoli

You only have $9‼️ Which sides are you picking? 🤔

@MarcCar21836277 @BowesChay Really? We've fallen? You should look in your own yard first. You have more "asylum seekers" that are raping and killing your women and children, than you have legal citizens. As an American, go fuck yourself.

@BowesChay As a European, I can tell you the desire to end our alliance with the fallen Republic has been burning for awhile and Trump has confirmed it is necessary.

As US military Aircraft are forced to "fly around" European airspace to Iran- What would those European countries (and NATO Allies") do exactly, if the Americans just flew over them anyway? Think about it.

@BowesChay Get Pam Bondi to write us a strongly worded letter...

This what y'all think is happening?

@Sassafrass_84 Game. Set. Match.

Lmao. Check mate.

The ONLY time I'm on the left...

@AmericaReal3 Not a Darwin Award winner. He's gotta do something stupid that un-alives him. Until then he's just a runner up.

FLORIDA MAN HOARDS 600 GALLONS OF GAS IN HIS ABOVE-GROUND POOL "FOR WHEN IT GETS BAD" Lakeland, FL A 51-year-old Lakeland man was arrested Tuesday after Polk County fire marshals responded to a neighbor complaint and discovered approximately 600 gallons of unleaded gasoline stored in a 24-foot above-ground swimming pool in the man's backyard, covered with a tarp, two lawn chairs, and a hand-painted sign reading "PRIVATE — NOT A POOL ANYMORE." DARWIN AWARD WINNER 🏆

@Investingcom So?

*IRAN THREATENS "COMPLETE AND UTTER ANNIHILATION" OF OPENAI'S $30BN STARGATE DATA CENTER IN ABU DHABI

Oh God... This is not an easy choice..I would say Warren. She,s pretty retarded. Nancy is just plain evil.

@Amer1can_Barbie First, truly sorry for your loss. I can only imagine... I lost my wife but that was via divorce so not even close to what you went through. Regarding Erika, the left is going to go after every little thing someone on the right does down the smallest thing they can find wrong.

Widow here ✋🏻 happy to explain… When my husband passed away I was a shell of a person - I describe that first year after he was gone as mostly an out of body experience - I was doing things like taking our son to school and working, but I was not “there”…I was present in body only…just going through the motions and trying to process my grief on the outer edges of life’s regular demands. When the men he worked with - who loved him and would have happily laid down in traffic for him - hugged me it was exactly like this. A full and complete embrace. It was like a breath of life that gave me enough strength to make it through another day… I remember on the day of his funeral - as each one of those men - his bothers in arms - showed up and hugged me like this - it was the thing that gave me the strength to endure that day. So, when I see Erika hugging the men who miss her husband as much as she does, I can feel it- and I am so grateful she has these moments of reprieve from the crushing heartache of losing him. Hope this helps

@GuntherEagleman Dude, I'd even bet on just Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, and Alabama against the rest of the states.

2 and it wouldn’t be close.

@ThrillaRilla369 I most certainly do.

Does anyone else really enjoy being home all day, alone, without seeing or interacting anyone? 🤔

@travelingflying @VanMitchell60 We find your terms acceptable..

Somali man: ”If you are kicking out Somalis, you have to kick out every one of us. I’m speaking for all of my African brothers and sisters. If you kick Somalis out, you have to kick out all of us. All of us, we all leave together.”

Chick-fil-a fired the entire night crew that was there that night. Well done!

@Real_Ames Chick-fil-a fired the entire night crew that was there that night.

Chick-Fil-A, Wendy's ...now McDonalds. All black employees. The same people that slam the drive thru window in your face after you say " Thank You" ..

@SaltyGoat17 ... But you will not leave.

I’d only enter my home if you’re REALLY anxious to meet those 72 virgins.

@JoeAlderman11 Is that a glass lizard? That's my answer.

I was at my fishing cabin and my wife and son went for a walk on the gamelands nearby and my son caught this. He knew what it is, but do you? Are they found in your country? Only a few countries do have them, two species worldwide.

@ferdbird101 @Gitmo99 I'm there now.. 😁

@TheSwervedOne @Gitmo99 Nah bra not Nola. There wasn’t any gunshots

For GOD's sake, don't burn my hash browns. Man goes crazy at Waffle House after demanding a refund .

@GigglingGanon That is the worst street cop I have ever seen.

Eventual there comes a time where everyone needs to hang it up. I think this dude has reached that point in time. 👀🤦

@EricLDaugh Should also be noted that the A10 survived, landed, was repaired and returned to service.

🚨 JUST IN: Foreigners are INCAPABLE of understanding why the United States of America would sacrifice millions of dollars in military equipment for one American hero inside Iran That’s OK. They’ll never understand it, we don’t care. God bless America! IT’S ALWAYS WORTH IT 🇺🇸