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🚨 FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HISTORY A UK Government’s welfare bill now exceeds the government’s income tax revenue. Income Tax revenue - £331 BILLION Benefits & welfare - £333 BILLION

“I want to hug my daughter. That’s what I survived for.” Meet Yaroslav, callsign ‘Mudryi’ - The Wise One. A few days ago he came back from holding the line for 86 straight days in Sumy region, alongside his brother-in-arms ‘Gnom’. Before the war, he was a sculptor and painter. On February 24, 2022, he enlisted. He repairs drones directly on position. He writes poetry between missions. When asked what keeps him going he just said ‘My daughter motivates me. I know where my place is. I am where I belong.’ This is who is defending Ukraine. Video: @AFUStratCom / YouTube

We regret to inform the haters that we are still leading in the polls. 😎

@ABridgen Cunt

As threatened Iran has attacked a British target. The British Castrol oil company in Erbil, Iraq. What do you think Starmer’s response will be ?

🚨Today’s the day to VOTE 🗳️Thursday 2/04/2026 🗳️ 4 Council By-Elections today ⬇️ ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️ 🌳 Tottington (Bury) ➡️George Henry Martin 🗳️ 🟡 Wigmore (Luton) ➡️James Fletcher 🗳️ 🙋 Fremington (North Devon) ➡️Derek Sargent 🗳️ 🥀 Hareholme & Waterfoot (Rossendale) ➡️Clive Balchin 🗳️ Voting opens 7am - 10pm Don’t forget your photo ID and black pen 🖊️ @reformparty_uk #VoteReformUK #FamilyCountryCommunity

What a great point!

@PolitlcsUK Blah Blah Blah Fcuk off

🚨 BREAKING: Keir Starmer will address the nation this morning

One of the funniest & most politically incorrect adverts of all time. Set in Mbongoland it's an ad for SIlk Cut cigarettes. The idea is with a 2 week siege you can change brand from a high tar cigarette to the milder Silk Cut. A satire on Zulu it was only shown in the cinema. Hat tip Beowulf937 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @THE_AGGRO_SAXON fo give him a follow.

@pn_neil_allen @HazzaTWood96 Excellent piece Neil. Whatever happened to those numerous quotes from the Eisners that when we get promoted, we will never be going back beautiful Home friend Home friendly……

Relegation would be a failure of Michael Eisner's ownership. #Pompey are fighting to stay in the Championship and Tornante are fighting to save their reputation among fans. A few thoughts from me. portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football…

Powerful

Outside the Home Office Today 🇬🇧

@Pompey An intelligent and articulate man has been put under enormous pressure due to very very poor investment from the owners. This Man deserves better and so do we the fans, what happened to when we get promoted, we will not be getting relegated again.

John Mousinho post-match.

This was the moment of Truth. Reform UK are not just about economics & constitutions, they are about defending our very British existence. Islam is a supremacist faith which seeks to dominate. We say No! This is a free Nation built on Christ. Viva Farage!!

@_neil95 @mbanksie The gulf in class last night was massive, if Derby were 1nil down they would’ve had the firepower to score 2-3 goals.

I can understand why Pompey fans are so annoyed. They came as Champions with us and since then have shown no ambition whatsoever. We've signed the likes of Agyemang, Szmodics, Zetterstrom, Langas, Brereton-Diaz etc and they've got a lad on loan from Luton

@pn_neil_allen Tosser is full of Shit The End.

Andy Cullen details summer improvement plans for Fratton Park. And insists it isn't been paid for by the Callum Lang sale. #Pompey portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football…

Delighted to announce I have reached an agreement with the National Army Museum which will mean that my collection of Victoria Crosses and George Crosses - the largest in the world - will go on display there @NAM_London @VC_and_GC_Assoc

@HoodedClaw1974 Fcuk you, the selfish twat just wants to split the vote.

🚨 Rupert Lowe says he is increasingly confident Restore Britain can win the next General Election. Can it happen?

@EnglandRugby The dopey Kunt had a chance to go under the posts. We lost by 2 points wtf

Ollie Chessum reads it like a book 📘 #FRAvENG | #GuinnessM6N

In the year 878, Anglo-Saxon Britain was close to collapse. Viking armies had conquered nearly every Anglo-Saxon kingdom. Northumbria had fallen. East Anglia had fallen. Mercia had been broken. Only one kingdom remained free. Wessex. And one king still resisted. Alfred the Great. Then came the Battle of Edington. A short thread. 🧵