The Test Bot

George: Anything you see that's good about Dream on the internet, that's probably Dream that wrote it. Nothing is good about Dream. Dream: That's not true. You know it's not true. That's not what you told me last night.

George: It's me. And do you know why it's me? Because it's always been me. Dream, it's always been me.

Dream: George is single, ladies. George: I thought we were getting married. Dream: True. George is taken.

BBH: You swear on everything you hold dear? George: Yes! BBH: Okay, so literally, if Dream was there, you'd put your hand on him, and swear that you're not gonna kill me? George, flustered: What? Bad, What are you saying? Bad, you're live. You're being weird.

George: How would you be in my dream? Dream: You've said before, where you've like, messaged me or, you know whatever, like in your dream. Like something, something happens like that. You know what I mean. That's hu- that's a hundred percent happened.

George: I have an idea, Dream. What if you just married me? Then I wouldn't have to leave. Sapnap: That's illegal. George: But that's not the only reason.

Dream: I won't interrupt you. George: Really? Dream: Why are you saying 'really' like that? It's like you want me to interrupt you. George: Well...

Dream reads from The Test: 'Do you get jealous if he or she has a boyfriend or girlfriend?' Dream: I mean... George scoffs. Dream: To be fair, no! No! But... Both giggle. George: But...

Dream: I just asked if you'd be my valentine. George: You didn't mean it. Dream: Why not? George: What do you mean 'why not'? Dream: You can be my valentine. It wasn't- it was not a joke. George: You didn't mean it. Dream: No, I meant it. I 100% meant it.

Dream, reading chat: What do you mean do I get a hug when we meet? Obviously I get a hug. George: What? Dream: You're hugging me. We are hugging. George: No we're not. Dream: Yes we are. George: No we're not. Dream: Why not? We're hugging.

Dream reads from The Test: 'Do you have dreams about them?' Dream: I'm- Okay. That's unfair, like oh my god. Okay, I'll put sometimes. George, scoffing: What?

George: You're an idiot. Dream: You're such an idiot. George: You're literally an idiot. George messes up in game. George: Oh my god I am an idiot.

George: I just hope you're happy. Congrats. Dream: I beat you in a game, so you're mad? George: Yes, that's what happened. Dream: Really? George reads out a message from someone in chat: 'By the way, we're still here.'

George: just posted a cute selfie on instagram go check it out Dream: wow wanna date? George: where you taking me? 😌

(People on George's stream are playing with text to speech) TTS: George said I just pulled off the nastiest lick on Dream's balls. George laughs and covers his face. Dream, laughing: What? Wh-what?

George: I can hear Dream, and you can't hear Dream... Actually, say a secret. They can't hear you. Or maybe they can, and it's a trick. Dream, barely audible: Dnf is real. George giggles.

Dream reads from The Test: 'Do you get jealous if he or she has a boyfriend or girlfriend?' Dream: I mean... George scoffs. Dream: To be fair, no! No! But... Both giggle. George: But...

(People on George's stream are playing with text to speech) TTS: George said it's national boyfriends day. Dream I love you. Dream: George? George, really? George: Wait, what? TTS: George said I love Dream. Dream is my favorite person. Dream: Aww, that's so sweet.

George: I think I made him nervous. Sapnap: You got him all nervous, George. George: Ever since I joined he's been throwing. Both laugh, Dream is silent. George: Aww, Dream's nervous.