Tim Bidwell

Every straight man has a pair of boxers that looks like this around the elastic waistband

@ollyknights And sharpening said turnips and using them as weapons.

@OhThatKelsey Bob is very much alive!

Can someone humor me with a photo of a dog they didn’t put down today? I swear my feed is full of them! It’s depressing!

Imagine paying off your sex case scandal with £12million of money with your mum's face on it.

Go listen to this absolute gorgeous song!! open.spotify.com/track/5CNRQl4e…

the greatest twitter interaction

Literally car crash television… #MuckyMansion

Warmest congratulations to Jacob Rees-Mogg, who has secured the only job so far created by #Brexit.

Escape to the Shateau #MuckyMansion

Nazir Afzal(former chief prosecutor NW England) - When Keir Starmer left the CPS we had the highest conviction rate for child sexual abuse in our history... that's his legacy. Boris Johnson said investigating child sexual abuse was money spaffed up a wall.. #BBCBreakfast

I can’t think of one Brexit promise that has been kept. Not one.Slashing taxes? No. Reducing energy bills? No. Taking back control of borders? No. Making a bonfire of EU regulations? No. This Government has broken every big bold Brexit promise.Ever feel like you’ve been cheated?

@MrTomGray @IvorsAcademy Huge congratulations buddy!! You’re a safe pair of hands!

It appears the news is out. I have been elected Chair of the @IvorsAcademy. Hugely proud and excited. My full statement:

Jack Monroe: A basic food shop has nearly doubled since 2012.. benefits & wages haven't doubled in that time.. so people are having to make decisions about missing meals in order to feed their children.. it's shocking to talk about this in 1 of the richest economies in the world

R.I.P Meatloaf. Love and prayers to all his family and close friends. He once turned me upside down in a Chinese Restaurant in St Johns Wood.

@RichardWalters Muppet malaise?

Memorial - Dialtone youtu.be/HjARI1_boNM via @YouTube check out the stunning new song and video by the mighty Memorial. Recorded,mixed and produced by yours truly at Clockwork Owl Studio.

I will definitely be using ‘I’m waiting for Sue Grey’s report’ as an excuse for anything and everything from now on.

What an absolute disgrace of a privileged human being trying to justify the unjustifiable….. surely the people must be able to see through this bullshit by now?!?!

One for your next secret garden party... Boris x Usher - There 🍷🥴 Bit late because I wanted to give a non...nod to the Prince Andrew news :) #Boris #PrinceAndrew @Usher