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@Seinfeld2000 hey. im just curius. what do you think if elane benes got ipad?

Oh and completely irrational sleep schedules. Can’t leave that one out

The holidays are for relaxing, spending good time with people you love, and over-eating to previously thought unimaginable levels

don't forget to donate to wikipedia today!!!!

@TaylorLorenz @bendreyfuss We Are All the Guy

@bendreyfuss @TimHerrera it was me I'm the guy

This is a funny unironic example of someone just quote tweeting a tweet and adding no value lol

@bendreyfuss @TaylorLorenz lmao wait i was either part of this exact interaction or he said the same thing to me separately (or maybe it was just in a tweet we all saw, which is even more embarrassing????) for the life of me i can't remember *who* it was but i 100% know exactly what you're talking about

@TaylorLorenz @TimHerrera It still makes me laugh so hard remembering the “gotta get those retweets” guy. Haha

@JennJefferys @weatherchannel ??????

completely irrelevant but mildly amusing fact i just learned: @weatherchannel, for some reason, owns bonk dot com (?????)

@NYTGames absolutely *loving* Pips!!!!

it's funny seeing this comment in the year of our lord 2025 because 1. no one has said this since 2013 and 2. it's even less relevant now because ai has usurped those jobs anyway and made "learning to code" irrelevant. a thing of beauty, a relic of a distant, equally dumb past

@negnance as it should be, just as the good lord intended

@TaylorLorenz @Uber wait literally same!!!!!!!

For almost a year now @Uber has been charging me $9.99 for “Uber One.” I never signed up for Uber One, when I check my account it says I don’t have Uber One and I’ve reported it multiple times as fraud to my bank but Uber keeps charging me. Does anyone know how to make this stop?

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My brother @bankonjustin fucking went *through* it during covid and came out even stronger, simply an icon open.substack.com/pub/bankonjust…

@DavidClinchNews There’s simply no way to prove that

Today is Tuesday, right?

@krassenstein @TheAtlantic You know you could just link to the story instead of stealing its content for faux vitality right

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@sophyish Sophy go birds!!!!