Tim Porter

16.2K posts

Tim Porter banner
Tim Porter

Tim Porter

@TimPorter_

Dad x 3 (22, 20 & 18) Married 24 years Aspiring Entrepreneur

On the road somewhere شامل ہوئے Temmuz 2023
438 فالونگ5.3K فالوورز
پن کیا گیا ٹویٹ
Tim Porter
Tim Porter@TimPorter_·
I just turned 47 You may think my life is half over... I feel like my life is just getting started Here are the 47 biggest lessons I've learned so far... 1) Quit drinking Alcohol
Tim Porter tweet media
English
50
107
1K
533.8K
Tim Porter
Tim Porter@TimPorter_·
What is the #1 thing robbing your happiness today?
English
1
1
5
893
Tim Porter
Tim Porter@TimPorter_·
Bison are the only mammals that turn into a storm rather than away from it Centuries of instinct have taught them that walking into the storm will get them through it quicker. The same concept works for you Face the storm you are running from It's going to catch you anyway
Tim Porter tweet media
English
1
3
6
782
Tim Porter
Tim Porter@TimPorter_·
Unpopular opinion - There is no shortcut I don't care what you are working on: • Losing weight • Saving your marriage • Building a side hustle • Connecting with your kids • Anything... Those that tell you they have the shortcut are just selling you something
English
2
1
5
738
Tim Porter
Tim Porter@TimPorter_·
When you know your parenting has worked: Your college-aged kids ask you when you are going to come visit them We had dinner with our college boys last night So much fun
English
1
1
5
660
Tim Porter
Tim Porter@TimPorter_·
Nothing is Guaranteed ❤️Love your family 📲Talk to your friends 😀Live your life Right now...today!! You never know what tomorrow will bring
English
0
1
4
539
Tim Porter
Tim Porter@TimPorter_·
Happy Friday Everyone!! What exciting adventures are you planning this weekend?
English
1
1
3
530
Tim Porter
Tim Porter@TimPorter_·
Best guitar players ever - in no particular order: - Prince - John Mayer - Eric Clapton - Billy Gibbons - Jimmy Hendrix - Joe Bonamassa - Stevie Ray Vaughn - Kenny Wayne Shepherd Who did I miss?
English
8
0
7
935
Tim Porter
Tim Porter@TimPorter_·
Unpopular Opinion Men should help around the house -Do the dishes -Fold the laundry -Vacuum the house Marriage is all about teamwork Hold up your end
English
0
0
5
502
Tim Porter
Tim Porter@TimPorter_·
New to Dad Life? Do this: 1. Put your wife and kid(s) first 2. Teach your newborn to nap (yes, teach) 3. Change Diapers 4. Ask for help when you need it 5. Love them!! That’s all you need to be the best Dad out there
English
1
0
5
670
Tim Porter
Tim Porter@TimPorter_·
Greatest sleeping pill = sunlight Greatest energy drink = salt water Greatest mood booster = exercise Greatest anxiety pill = walking outside Greatest weight loss pill = high protein Greatest recovery supplement = sleep Greatest stress reliever = lifting weights
English
0
1
6
991
Tim Porter
Tim Porter@TimPorter_·
If kids are: Rude to the waitstaff at a restaurant ...or... Don't return the shopping cart at the store Their parents should be slapped
English
0
0
5
561
Tim Porter
Tim Porter@TimPorter_·
If a cow doesn't produce milk Is it a Milk Dud Or an Udder failure?
GIF
English
3
0
4
770
Tim Porter
Tim Porter@TimPorter_·
Repeat after me: I am not my job It pays the bills and puts food on the table, but it doesn't define me I am a Husband I am a Leader I am a Father
English
1
1
15
549
Tim Porter
Tim Porter@TimPorter_·
PSA to all the dads out there: ***Communicate with your kids*** Yes, talk to them Don't ignore the other options Once they have a phone, they will live on it Join them in their world Test, Snap, Facetime... Build that channel as well They will appreciate it
English
0
0
5
644