God's favorite example

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God's favorite example

@TimTheTable1

I am a moneymancer, and my only real spell is summon dollar

شامل ہوئے Kasım 2020

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Knowing how to love but not how to be loved

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@kryptoniqn Happy birthday!

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Shameik Less@kryptoniqn·15h

Got my balloons

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We only talked for 3 weeks 😭

daisy@ihatedai

u literally have 30 minutes w them

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Wrath Of Garth ⚪@TheBigChairman4·22h

Not being a murderer, not being a pedophile, not being a rapist, not being a terrorist, not being a drug dealer, the highest disgrace is how a man chooses to live his own life, in ways that he doesn't even affect the livelihood of anyone, you think I take a black man seriously?

Wene@wene084

Being gay is the highest disgrace a male child can bring to his family.

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Sunflower 🌻🪬🇿🇲🇿🇦🇳🇦🇦🇴@KarenVanWyk7·3d

I will never buy MRP shoes. You'll understand why they are cheap after a few steps

N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾@KhananiShingan1

Mrp Ate here 😍😍

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MUCHI🦋@Gorgeous_Muchii·2d

A lot of people miss out on good friendships because they think every interaction with the opposite gender is for a relationship

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Big sigh. Whatever man

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Y'all are evil 😭

Distant Relative@LankyObserver

Many men end up miserable in relationships, not because they are not good enough partners, but because they are with women they can never do or be enough for. If I had a dollar for the number of times I have seen this play out, I would be Mikalile rich by now. Let me explain:

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Okay but me I communicated and asked for reciprocation. Anyway...

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@Gorgeous_Muchii This might be abortion because the after pill is one iirc

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MUCHI🦋@Gorgeous_Muchii·4d

Reading this again I've just realised it means she allowed him to nut in her and didn't even know how to take pills, meaning she never let you do it

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I need to get this tatted on my forehead

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I'll believe a woman's body count before I believe she'll be on time

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DESIRE in all caps is sending me 😭😭😭

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I really wish I could marry alcohol

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I be minding my business just to see a tweet has hit my tower

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Using AI to debate fictional characters is very low IQ

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@Lammie_FCB ???

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🦉卐 🇦🇷@Lammie_FCB·5d

People legit swear this is edible but draw a line on period sex? Y'all too pretentious.

Pop Base@PopBase

Today is National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day.

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Chi💕@MissMaggiChi·5d

In life, just act like you don't have money. People will expect you to spend while they use their own to grow. You're paying for three meals for your friends who drive but you arrived at the venue on a yango. Its the little things, save your money and go.

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Mind you, it's been 6 hours 😭

God's favorite example@TimTheTable1

I'll believe a woman's body count before I believe she'll be on time

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