Gilli Nissim

It would be so fun to have you on our show!!!!

Batgirl before being called a Good Batgirl and after being called a Good Batgirl.

We're Gross is 8/5 at 10pm @ucbtla! @wakeupwithjacob and I are really excited to see you ucbcomedy.com/show/were-gros…

@ShawnRyanTV I loved The Night Agent, and photobombing your strike pics. Thanks and sorry.

Picket Line Roulette takes me back to Netflix. If the studios had made a fair offer on 5/1 we would be shooting Season 2 of The Night Agent next month. The AMPTP has refused to negotiate with us for over ten weeks and every day that passes delays your favorite shows even more.

@TesstifyBarker @AmySilverberg As a former hater, I also enjoy the Nike App. I either mock the guide so much, it distracts me from the running, or I actually like it and it makes me feel better and also I'm running. Also, start by going so slow. Like almost a bouncy walk.

@AmySilverberg Download the Nike Run app I love their guided runs you can add your own music and there’s one called “your first run” or something! 💕

This is such a humiliating question I’m gonna regret asking on Twitter, but how do I get “into” running?

the way she's like, "wish I could... beEEEEEEEeeeeEEEE" is the prettiest and makes tears spring, no LEAP, from my eyes every time.

I voted YES on the WGA Strike Authorization Vote for many reasons but mainly because my sister makes a salary of over $300k with benefits at a streamer for SCHEDULING the shows my colleagues CREATE #WGAstrong. PS. Mom is on our side.

It's about writers getting their fair share. It's about maintaining a healthy middle/working class of writers in our industry. It's about showing our collective strength as new tech threatens to take away our leverage. Vote YES on strike authorization. #WGAStrong

This Sunday @WinslowImprov is sharing the stage with an incredible line up of Chicago's finest. Ya gotta come! ucbcomedy.com/show/winslow-p…

Sincerely pitching underwear with cup sizes. Would be good for everyone, I myself am a 32A in the butt.

@BrynnaCC Brynna! This brightened my day significantly, thank you! I love how much you love your interests, your sincerity, your thoughtful humor, and if we're talking dogs your one-eyed Cutie cannot be beat.

@Time2GetGill I absolutely love your chill vibes. You're funny and practical, I love your dog, and holy cow, The Other Two is so, so good.

All right. I'm bringing back the Christmas Compliments Project, this time on Twitter instead of FB. Feel free to mute this thread if you get tired of me hyping 500 people up. It's gonna be a super weird mix of friends, famous people, and random interesting folks but here we go!

Me thinking I'd be in another relationship so fast after becoming single again

@manoagapion Z-Bop was the best friend you never had.

@motelflower 🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫... yes!

I'm not really a fan of mints which is why I prefer to have After Dinner Nachos

After some thought, I want a long and skinny dick. A bumpy one. One that looks like playdough when you roll it out with your hands as far as you can without breaking it.

@manoagapion Mano I gave you the Brownie Brittle. You are still in my house. I'm looking at you and the Brittle.

@heyjustin One of the greats! A true talent! Some might even say a human cartoon!

Voice acting! I do it! I like it! Here's my new reel. Cast me as nice or scary bears only✌️

Man from an app asked me to send bikini pic so I sent one of Miss Piggy then started texting in her voice which made it easier to flirt with confidence and wait, I might actually be on to something...

@elizaskinner The worst. And on top of everything, she's never around to give her the what for.

@Time2GetGill Last Night Me is the worst.

Last Night Me threw away old food she thought Today Me wouldn't be willing to eat. But she was wrong.