Jupiter

'Beti Bachao' was a warning, not a promise.

It makes sense why there are so many superstitions, religious fraudsters, and proponents of pseudoscience in this country.

2586 crores For Promotions 🤡💥 ₹ 25860000000 Ab Joker ko Sher Bana kar Pesh Karna hai Toh Itna Kharcha karna Padega hi bhai 🤡

Other version of me: please snap my neck real hard and end this misery.

Wishing the Chief Minister of Tamil Nadu, Thiru Joseph Vijay, a very happy birthday. I wish you good health and success in all your efforts. I stand with you in defending the rights, dignity, and aspirations of the Tamil people, and in working together for the state’s progress.

Delhi police is asking for aadhar card details and address of people who are donating water and bananas at the protest site What has Delhi police been reduced to by this Govt!?

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Maturity is when you realize that Rahul Gandhi is not doing politics he is fighting for the rights of every Indian and working to safeguard the country’s future from corrupt BJP leaders.

@FZS0787 😭😭😭 bhai is saal ka low bhi aa gaya.. maine baki ke bhi parametes likhe hai padha kya tune vo? kya apna market 5-6% bhi recover kara ATL se?

@To__Jupiter Abe tu ghuma rha h.. tu khud laya. Tu stock market ko economy parameter maanta h baat to uspar ho rhi thi. Tu bhai pad beth kar. GDP growth with inflation and exports batati h economy growth naki stock market. Stock market bhi isi saal all time high mara h feb me.

Shut up. When Trump called India "Dead Economy", your Prince was supporting him. "Takes spine" my foot.

@FZS0787 to why did you bring ki MMS ke time itna exporta tha utna that.. tu aaj ki baat kar na.. tu 10 saal piche jaega to mai bhi 20 saal piche jaunga.. fir tu 70 saal piche jaega.. baat aaj ki karni chahiye to tum log hamesha past ki baate leke aate ho

@To__Jupiter And dude US grows by 2% and China grows by 4%. ETHIOPIA Nigeria Guyana growths with 10-15% . You can't have that figure once you reach higher level. Now if we exports 1.0 trillion dollars by 2030 you will say only 20% f Growth under Modi 3rd tenure ? That's not how things works

Whether I resign from my job or not depends on this match on 23rd June. #Portugal vs #Uzbekistan #FIFAWorldCup #Ronaldo #GOAT

Do you wanna compare it to MMS? Sure, let's start with Vajpayee first.. Exports when Vajpayee left were around US$102 billion (goods + services). When Manmohan Singh left, they had reached US$466 billion — a 357% jump in just 10 years. Today, overall exports are around US$860 billion. Sounds impressive in absolute terms, but that’s only an 84.5% increase over the last decade. Absolute numbers can look great and astonishing but percentage growth tells the real story.

@To__Jupiter @AishwaryakiRai Uska bhi jawab h isme.. Exports tera all time high h. Manmohan singh to 350 par chhod kar gaye the aaj 860 billion dollars hogayi. Thoda pada kar yeh net pat chutiyapa chalta rahega.

@FZS0787 @AishwaryakiRai reply padh na bhai mere before coming with the same response jo ek banda already diya hai.. usko bhi reply kar diya maine

@To__Jupiter @AishwaryakiRai Lmao, since when did the stock market become the indicator of the economy? GDP rose by 7.7% is the sole indicator to see economy with inflation and debt as the factors. 😀 Don't follow Rahul Gandhi dude take my advice.

@INCKarnataka what the actual fuck? Is this true? Who is responsible for their NEET miss? Who's going to give them justice? If this is true, they've lost their year because of your political rallies. I don't care what PM does. It's all PR for him, but I wasn't expecting this bullshit from you. @RahulGandhi @DKShivakumar

L lagne wale hai kal 😭😭

Why Shahid Kapoor is still getting big-budget films is beyond me. His last 15 theatrical releases: • 1 Blockbuster (Kabir Singh) • 1 Hit • 3 Average/Semi Hits • 7 Flops/Below Average • 3 Disasters And even Padmaavat wasn’t his success. The film was carried by Ranveer Singh, while Shahid’s performance barely registered. One blockbuster in 15 films, yet he keeps getting ₹80–100 crore projects. Meanwhile, actors with a far better box office record struggle to get opportunities. Bollywood’s favouritism is truly something else. #Cocktail2

@REDBOXINDIA Somebody sideline this mf (iykwim)

Netanyahu: I will not allow Iran to possess nuclear weapons, no matter what the political developments are

If you want young people to be proud of India, build an India worth being proud of 🇮🇳 Youth ko Chahiye Results and Real Progress Na Ki Propanganda aur #VishwaGuru wali Bak*hodi 🤡 I Love My Country , We All Love Our Country ( This is what she means ) But I Hate The Bunch of Clowns Who are Ruling It Be A Deshbhakt Not an Andhbhakt Not a Sarkaar Bhakt Government Is Temporary Nation is Forever She's part of a generation that wants real change ,, better opportunities, accountability, and a future worth believing in. Pride isn't demanded; it's earned. @_tanishaac_ Insta tanisha.chowdhury

Aise kaise jahil gawar log hai bc is desh me 😭😭😭