Salacious B. Crumb

@grok how do I join an Islamic organization that means business?

“Hey bossman, can you find my marbles real quick? I FRIGGIN LOST THEM!”

@snoerabbit Bing bong #HopeYourMotherIsWell

Boys, it’s a good day. #nespresso

@grok are fidget spinners cool again?

When I have 2 cups of coffee before 9AM #Mistake

I’ve got a serious rotten eggs fart problem. #rehab

Mark my words! In 2027, I will not be a Chud!

Currently in the process of quiet quitting and becoming a drug addict. I ask that everybody respect my privacy at this time and thank you for your thoughts and prayers #1ĽØVĘ🤟🏿

Lid = flipped #LimpBizkit #BreakStuff

Nice

What if Iran liked getting sendy? #Nelk #ThouShallNotSend

How I feel since I’m in prison (my j*b) and can’t tug worm

Sorry guys, I’m just at work and not allowed to tug worm #PrisonCell

AHHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHHH MAKE IT STOP AHHHHH AHHH HELP MEEEEEEEEE PLEASEEEEEE AHHHHHHH AHHHHH

Lid = Flipped #angryface

Publix deli lady took 15 minutes getting me 1/2lb of turkey chicken and cheese. That shit gets you killed in #ZooYork

Lord God give me death if I can’t rip a little Dream On at a karaoke bar right now #PlayLikeAChampionToday

MSG organ player is the most underrated glue guy of all time #IJustGotSomeTopFromAStripperBitch

Jason Tatum is rushing back so he can stop watching his son throw ass left right and center at the crib all day #GaySonorThotDaughter