Tom Hacking

@AsimC86 Gordon’s playing centre forward and everyone’s twisted on for ages saying that our striker should be playing deeper because that’s where he’s used to.

@TomHacking92 Gordon is a winger and our main striker is starving, being played CM.

Let's Woltemade take a pen you greedy bastard you've got 4 lol

@Markafc87 Why you so excited? Cup lost its meaning 21 years ago.

HAVERTZZZZZZZZ HAHAHAHAHA YESSSSSSSSS WELBELYYYYY

@Nusc2023 Another unsuccessful. I’ve applied for all thirty home games this season and last, successful in one ballot (Man City last season). Every application has just been for my one ticket, on its own.

Ballot results are starting to land for our Carabao Cup game against Bradford City Good luck to everyone waiting and let us know how you got on this time #NUFC

@Markafc87 @HLTCO Oh sorry for misunderstanding. So it matters when Arsenal have a chance of winning it for the first time since it was the Coca Cola, otherwise it’s irrelevant. My bad.

@TomHacking92 @HLTCO Yep in moment I feel a way but reality is it’s been dead for years that comp but yo dig through peoples tweets from months back is new level of stalker trait I like it buddy I’ll send you autograph 😂

It is. It involves all 92 clubs across the top four leagues in the English game and qualifies you for European competition if you win it. Ask Middlesbrough, Birmingham, Blackburn, Swansea or Newcastle fans how much it means. If you write it off, you just come across as a tit.

@Markafc87 @HLTCO I presume you mean you’ve always said that since February?

@TomHacking92 @HLTCO I’ve always said play our kids in it. Not even bothered about a league cup meaning to it has been lost 20 years ago now.

@Markafc87 @HLTCO And the next time it means something will be whatever it’s called when Arsenal next win it, I guess?

@HLTCO Last time it meant summin was when it’s the Coca Cola cup

@Math_Smith I’m Mags+. Applied for all 20 ballots this season and been successful in 1.

Didn’t expect a Wembley ticket as the odds were ridiculous, but given that’s another failed ballot, I’d be interested to know the breakdown between successful/non-successful ballot rates for mags vs mags+ #NUFC

@efan_ekoku1 You should take the bias line and run with it. The other option is just that you’re absolutely clueless.

Nah, I don’t get paid to be biased

@paddypower Any chance you can unblock me from promotions please? Not sure what I did to upset you

@Nusc2023 Entered all 12 ballots, been successful in 1 (Man City). Got 4 tickets in re-sale and 1 off a season ticket holder mate. Only game I’ve missed is Brighton (did get offered a ticket on the day but turned it down, thankfully). Haven’t tried re-sale for any game West Ham or later.

Including BOTH ballot and general sale, what is your record for securing tickets THIS season? #NUFC

@chrisrumfitt @MsiDouglas United have 18 points.

@MsiDouglas But we’re on 15 points, not 18!

The last three games give the season a totally different perspective heading into November international break. Move to 18pts from 11 games - the same total they had in the season they finished fourth....

Here is an opportunity to sponsor a local football team. £10 a square and the winner will get there logo put onto the new strip and also all social media posts #shoplocal #hexham #grassrootsfootball

@SixsmithTV He’s also not the first coach to lead England to a final outside of England. Sir Clive Woodward actually went one further and won one in 2003!

*first male manager. #Lionesses

@willrook93 @AJStordy2 @MsiDouglas I would think he was a bicycle if he had wheels

@AJStordy2 @MsiDouglas Would you still think he was a poor manager if we'd have win the penalty shootout against Italy?

All the warning signs that followed qualification (Brazil, Iceland...) seem to have been ignored. Southgate has, in trying to make England more of an attacking threat, simultaneously made them disjointed and really vulnerable. Big, big problems

@jayMacca1417 @DaleJohnsonESPN If the penalty had been given then Webb would say exactly the same. Would it then be the case that they bottled not giving the penalty?

Refs' chief Howard Webb has insisted that Michael Oliver didn't make a mistake in not awarding a 98th-minute penalty to Liverpool against Manchester City earlier this month. Oliver has also been supported by the Independent Panel on a split decision. espn.co.uk/football/story…

@SunderlandAFC At least Luke O’something got to celebrate a tackle at 2-0 down

⏱️ We exit the #EmiratesFACup. #SAFC

@WForsyth7 @gloryglorytott @tommy_n10 @MGWElectrical @garypigg @LewisLoughhead @kurtisharvey9 😂😂

@gloryglorytott @tommy_n10 Liverpool away, similar crack 😂😂😂 @TomHacking92 @MGWElectrical @garypigg @LewisLoughhead @kurtisharvey9

Geeza came out to tell them to be quiet and got locked out!

We’ve got a pair of tickets up for grabs for Newcastle Utd vs Liverpool on Sunday 27th August 🎟️🎟️ ➡️ Follow @fun88eng 🔁 Share this post We’ll pick a winner at random and announce next week! 🤝 18+ | begambleaware.org #NEWLIV | #NUFC | #LFC

@tiesto alright pal, any chance you can play happy birthday tonight for our mate Vicki?