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That’s my boy! Little Miles starting off on a high note! #BoomerSooner

Oklahoma takes the field in Omaha.

We have Italians discovering free refills, Japanese discovering unlimited chips and salsa, and Germans road tripping the country becoming Ella Fellas. In this USA 250 simulation, it’s quite simple, we’re winning the World Cup.

From the lakes of Minnesota To the hills of Tennessee Across the plains of Texas From sea to shining sea From Detroit down to Houston And New York to L.A Well there's pride in every American heart And it's time we stand and say That I'm proud to be an American Where at least I know I'm free And I won't forget the men who died Who gave that right to me And I'd gladly stand up Next to you and defend her still today 'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land (Love this land) God bless the USA

Let me explain why I think Freddy resonates. Lots of Europeans visit the USA as tourists. They visit New York City, or Washington DC, or Hollywood, or Las Vegas, and if they visit natural beauty too, they go to really crowded places like the Grand Canyon or Yellowstone. So while they see our cultural and natural icons, they are mostly in blue cities and they therefore also see the decline, the homeless, the drugs, the dirt and the rude, rude Americans. But Freddy is not doing that. Freddy is driving, and he’s doing it through the heartland, where people are kind and polite, the skies are wide open, and the bounty of Buc-ees and Bass Pro Shops are overwhelming. Freddy is not seeing fentanyl and decline. He is seeing the real, hopeful, patriotic, kind America that European tourists rarely traverse. And he loves it. That’s why Freddy is a phenomenon.

“Scones and mushrooms”? The Germans arent flying overhead anymore son. Let Uncle Sam teach you how to eat

There's a reason "redneck" is colloquial to the United States And in all seriousness, if you decide to visit, say, the Mojave or other desert venues here, take sunscreen and PLENTY of water. It was just a few decades ago that a German family decided to drive out into the Mojave unprepared and they all ended up dead. And if you decide to visit our forests, show up prepared with insect repellent especially in southeast forests. You don't want to be bitten by a Lone Star Tick. Also, keep in mind, unlike European forests, there isn't a village every few kilometers. There isn't jack shit except for wildlife. And for fuck's sakes, if you visit Yellowstone, DON'T GET ANYWHERE NEAR THE FUCKING BISON. THEY WILL FUCKING KILL YOU.

The European mind can’t comprehend College Football

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Fuck outta here with that 'it's just Paraguay, bro' shit. They just scored the most goals they've ever scored in a World Cup game against a team that beat Argentina and Brazil in qualifiers.

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving. Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free. I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these." "They just come with the table, man." They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner. This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat. I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared. "Did we…?" "Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless." Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined. My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude." Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man. I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy. Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived. I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most. Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

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#Sooners brought a squad to Omaha.

GET READY TO CALL IT SOCCER BUDDY

Today’s view in Omaha, Nebraska. OU vs Alabama at 2 p.m. CT on ESPN.

Day 1 was GREAT!!!!!!!! Now let’s see what DAY 2 has in store!!!! OV #3 @OU_Football @TrentBlay2

this is Oklahoma. 🎥 Scene Setter | CWS

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I know it's a longshot but if America actually wins the world cup in a sport none of us care about on our 250th birthday the rest of the planet should just pack it in