Anthony Figliuzzi

@BarrettSallee "Don't be dumb on the internet" Relax, haircut.

@royals congrats on a great series from a diehard jays fan. hope yall take it home!

@MayorSlyJames Jays fan here. Cheers. Yall played great and ill be rootin for ya in the WS

Hey Kansas City - I hate you guys. But you won, fair and square, and ill be cheering for you. #kc #KCRoyals #Royals #WorldSeries

@nba worst officiating I have ever seen in nets/raps game. Might as well have not even played the game.

Typical american: GO USA!!! (3 hours later...) Whatever hockey doesn't matter anyways... were good at bombs! #fuckcanada

Some say Big and Rich crossed the line with their follow-up single "Save a Horse (Stick Your Tongue 3 Inches Up a Cowboy's Ass)"

Neil opened the refrigerator door to find the milk and the yogurt shooting up together. Right then he knew they both had gone bad.

just heard someone pronounce the H in wheel so I'm gonna need a minute

Can I play the drums? *fucks a drum set and never calls it again*

I respect the religious reasons for snipping a child, but don't feel that doctors should be recommending it because it's "cleaner" its silly

More like obitchuary hahha nah dude seriously sorry for feeding your dog that crunch bar

They should have soccer matches on the infield of Nascar tracks so you can watch two boring things at once.

Biden swears me and him can handle this Syria shit on our own. Dude keeps texting me photoshopped pics of my face on Rambo's body.

Join us Sept 4th at Dundas Square in Toronto from 12-1pm, we’re giving away 1 trip every 5 min. You could win! #AEDepartureDay

Here are some sleepers that you may want on your radar for @NHLFantasy. Check it out: s.nhl.com/ojykn