TrollDevil9000 📀

It’s easy being trolldevil9000 but the app needs me.

@bbpoltergayist I don’t know

@TrollDevil9000 what is TD9K talmat?

The current rushing through my head has quelled; the storm isn’t there anymore. I thought I’d be free with the time. The thrill of the hunt and the search for that white whale is what keeps me going.

Follow me or I will blow up

@opticalpit @AviorAB This not even crazy to say.

@AviorAB I mean cold milk does taste great. I’d imagine it being breast milk would increase the enjoyability

How fucked up you gotta be to steal breast milk from the office fridge

Retarded faggots

@monkey92972893 Don’t listen. Hear no evil little monkey.

My Mother said i Am gluttnous For eatinf 4 Waffel And 6 Sausage

If minions were real I wouldn’t have sex with people

Nothing you do matters but you have inherent value

Just repeat everything you’ve ever said since from the day you were born. I wasn’t listening.

I was throwing glass from my rock house.

You’re elite milk to me. It doesn’t matter what anyone else thinks.

I was beaten with my spatula. The only thing I ever really loved was hurting me. My father was less cruel in the kitchen than at home however.

Can I get a triple PINGAS deluxe 4x4 triple MAMA LUIGI

You’re playing the character wrong. Do you even know who you are?

My nights are the same and the routine has become mundane.

My uber delivery guys know me on a first name basis

They are having many thoughts

@Junencense @TrollGod9000 @301pushups Hahahaha it’s me the troll devil

@TrollGod9000 @301pushups Wait I thought it was you

“No you’re not allowed in the kitchen! You and your technique are all shameful!” No father… I will prove you wrong and work in the best restaurants in Europe!

Cooking is the only thing that brings me measurable joy. I’d throw it all away for my kitchen. If I was a chef again it would fix my life.