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“Reburfed?” “What?” “You said reburfed!” “Yes, I know zat!”

@howiehok3434 I might have accepted his views a few years ago, but the pneumatic is full of wind.

Matic was right

@TheCleanCarClub 15

What’s the answer

@MufcWonItAll2 @ManUtd Good to see Sir Jim turning up to scout Lyon players.

@footballontnt He’d make a better pundit than @rioferdy5 - then again this fella would too!

The future King would make a cracking pundit 👏🎙️

Funny how all these equity investments by owners basically boil down to the same thing, yet only one club is being hauled over the coals for it!

@Rainmaker1973 16

Can you find the missing number?

@emmabaran @MUFC99Box There’s no ‘allegedly’ about United fans abusing Foden and his Mum either. What is your point?

@Turban_Spaceman @MUFC99Box No allegedly about it. x.com/HG91110/status…

@adamjoseph Once again, you’re an imbecile.

The 2020/21 & 2022/23 editions of Bruno Fernandes were all timers, the 2025 vintage is the most complete yet. However you build your World XI, he's in it - elite in all midfield phases with a football IQ to match. You're looking at one of the best players on the planet & one of the best the Premier League has ever seen. If you're aren't drinking it in, you're letting it go to waste. Underrated. Underappreciated. Enough already.

The steam off the Latte’s forming more of an atmosphere than the fans at The Emirates tonight.

@KieranMaguire It’s only £93K though. Most of us could find £93K down the back of the sofa these days.

Chelsea paid £93,000 by ticket site linked to co-owner Todd Boehly thetimes.com/article/10c39f…

@GunnerLoulou You obviously haven’t played Real Madrid in recent seasons.

Is this ref Attwell in disguise? How many fouls is Camavinga going to get away with ?

The lyrics always get me

@AndrewR70663747 I’d really like Derby to go down instead of your lot for personal reasons 😂

@Turban_Spaceman If u fancy a laugh, we're losing at preston 🤬

Anyone know if there’s any decent football on telly tonight?

Hope nobody was hurt

@SilvaSurfer4 It’s certainly a tough one!

@Turban_Spaceman Sherringham, Scholes, Hughes, Ince, Bruce, Giggs, Keane, Solskjaer, Neville x2, Rooney…all shit managers, wonder what the link is? 🤔

Who’d have guessed that former Manchester United player Ruud Van Nistelrooy - a man with zero managerial experience - would turn out to be a shit manager?