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🇮🇷🇺🇸 Iran’s supreme joint military command just issued a statement on the USS Gerald R. Ford. “Why should a 13-billion-dollar American warship be terrified of a few thousand-dollar speedboats of the Resistance forces?” A $13 billion warship. The most expensive naval carrier ever built. Retreating to Crete. Because of a laundry fire? The same USS Ford that earlier retreated over clogged toilets. Trump called Iran a paper tiger. Today he called NATO a paper tiger on Truth Social. He’s not wrong about NATO. But who made NATO a paper tiger? Who spent thirty years bleeding Europe’s defence budgets into American contractor accounts, garrisoning the continent into dependency, then pivoting every resource, every carrier, every political favour into the Gulf for Israel's third temple cult wars? The same man now watching his $13 billion flagship run from speedboats can’t navigate the Bab al-Mandab because Yemen owns it. Can’t reopen Hormuz because Iran mined it and has it sorounded under threat of coastal fire. And our favourite picture says everything words can’t. There’s boss Bibi bent over a table in the White House, and there’s apprentice Trump holding his chair. It looks very supplicant, very weakly Donnie. The statement from Iran finishes with "Saddam's fate awaits Trump and Netanyahu."