Tyler Hales

Once upon a time

she knew she was cooking

Grown men calling for a ballroom to be built for an 80 year old toddler. What a time to be alive.

The only person on Earth that needs a ballroom bunker. She needs to be protected at all costs

Posting like this while defunding the forest and national park service is such bullshit, man

Is it? 🤔

I just can’t imagine wanting an entire secure ballroom for one man and not wanting gun reform for every child in America.

Ideal setlist if @HilaryDuff did her own Eras Tour Honorable mention: surprise song section featuring: 1. I Can’t Wait 2. Now You Know 3. Holiday 4. The Math 5. The Tiki, Tiki, Tiki Room 6. All About You 7. Reach Out

The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool meme Donald Trump just posted is nonsense without context. That “Obama vs. Trump” comparison? The major reconstruction of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool happened from 2010 to 2012 under Barack Obama—because the thing was literally failing. It was leaking, sinking, and turning into a swamp. The project rebuilt the foundation, added modern filtration, and fixed decades-old structural issues. So yeah, it looks better after being rebuilt. That’s what happens when you repair infrastructure. And calling him “Hussein Obama” isn’t some clever jab—it’s a tired move meant to frame him as foreign or “other.” It’s not about the reflecting pool. It’s not about policy. It’s just cheap signaling. This is what passes for presidential communication now: a misleading meme about a public works project from 15 years ago.

Happy 44th birthday to the iconic Kelly Clarkson.

Jesus holding the first print copy of the Bible

May is next week and I’m putting Halloween decorations in my Amazon cart

We did it Joe

Kelly Clarkson being featured on one of the new tracks on Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster. I have no choice but to renew my annual pass

caught myself nodding along to an MTG tweet

Miss Piggy

Turns out Kristi didn’t really Noem

the elizabeth taylor mv doesn’t bother me because gas is $6 a gallon in my city and there’s nothing i can do about either situation ijbol

She could’ve saved it on this and just given it to me instead