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Kath Brod@mysteriouskat
What makes something or someone "far right"?
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U.S. Ministry of Truth
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U.S. Ministry of Truth
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Established to prevent disinformation and protect democracy. | They/Them | Satire | 恶搞
Washington, DC شامل ہوئے Nisan 2022
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@antonioguterres Hey thanks for that nothing, fat boy
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I have two clear messages:
First, to the United States & Israel:
It’s high time to end this war that is risking to get out of control, causing immense suffering on civilians, with dramatic effects on the global economy & potentially tragic consequences, especially for the least developed countries.
Second, my message to Iran:
Stop attacking your neighbors, they were never parties to the conflict.
The Security Council has condemned these attacks, has ordered them to stop, as it has order to open the Strait of Hormuz.
The prolonged closure of the Strait of Hormuz causes enormous pain for so many people around the world who have nothing to do with this conflict.
It’s time for the force of the law to prevail over the law of the force.
It’s time for diplomacy to prevail over war.
My remarks from the European Council in Brussels: un.org/sg/en/content/…
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U.S. Ministry of Truth ری ٹویٹ کیا
Didn't have Trump coming back and winning the Vietnam War 51 years later on my Bingo Card for 2026.
Tyler@TylerDurden
I’m currently in Viet Nam and rumours on the street is they have almost run out of fuel. 40% increase in price overnight. They asked China to lend them jet fuel and they’ve said no.
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🚨BREAKING: Iran Announces "Strategic Martyrdom", Democrats Beg People to Move Back to Blue States
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Congrats to The Wisconsin University Basketball Team for being named the new Iranian Basij commander.
World Source News@Worldsource24
BREAKING: The new Iranian Basij commander who received the position yesterday was killed today.
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Trump comparing the Iran war to Pearl Harbor is even crazier when you consider that his theory was that Iran would rise up and rebel against the regime
What happened to the deeply divided US society dead set against war after the surprise attack? Rally around the flag...
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What's even crazier than that is you trying to over-analyze a joke he told because the Japanese PM was in the room.
Calm down.
Saagar Enjeti@esaagar
Trump comparing the Iran war to Pearl Harbor is even crazier when you consider that his theory was that Iran would rise up and rebel against the regime What happened to the deeply divided US society dead set against war after the surprise attack? Rally around the flag...
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🚨BREAKING: Chuck Norris is now providing medical care to all 58 doctors and 79 nurses on site.
TMZ@TMZ
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Chuck Norris has been hospitalized after a medical emergency in Hawaii. What we know: tmz.me/7e8iqBd
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U.S. Ministry of Truth ری ٹویٹ کیا
I read the first hundred pages of The Road last year, and read the first hundred pages of Blood Meridian this year, and in both instances, gave up, because the books never clicked. Lyrical writing, but the characters are reduced to way down Maslow's hierarchy, and the tone is so relentlessly bleak, with almost no humanity breaking through, it was difficult to feel anything besides the flint clicking against the cold steel in the overwhelming darkness. I know many of you love it, but to me, it's overwrought, overstylized, and overhyped.
Kristen Rudd@kristenrudd
About to start Blood Meridian for the first time. Give me all your best advice.
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The single factor that unites these jihadi attacks in America—the single factor that accounts for the terrorist next door—is immigration...
Dinesh D'Souza@DineshDSouza
IMPORTING JIHAD Are sleeper cells about to be awoken in a neighborhood near you? We explore this dark reality and speak with Kai Schwemmer, political director of College Republicans of America. (1:46) Recent Terror Attacks (4:09) Media Covers Up Terror (6:03) Blaming Republicans (7:36) Immigration And Jihad (10:06) The Left Imports Terrorists (12:12) The Red-Green Alliance (14:21) Leftism And Islam Unite (17:23) Guest Kai Schwemmer (21:02) Cancel Culture On The Right (26:14) What is a Groyper? (33:14) Reaganism Vs Trumpism (42:14) Debate Over Iran War (56:20) Foreign Policy And Endless Wars
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@GovPressOffice Yeah you sure showed that bridge from 1935.
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How is Florida a real place?
How is Texas a real place?
See, we can do it too…
Dustin Grage@GrageDustin
How is California even a real place?
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Proud to announce the "Ministry of Truth" cocktail: where the bartender serves you a drink, paid for by someone else, and then gaslights you by saying you ordered something completely different.
Polymarket@Polymarket
We're excited to announce 'The Situation Room' by Polymarket is coming to Washington, D.C. The world's first bar dedicated to monitoring the situation. 🧵
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🚨DEVELOPING: Senate BARELY Advances Save America Act, Two More Iran Leaders Killed, Leakers Resign
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Mamdani: "Best I can do is another Muslim drum circle."
End Wokeness@EndWokeness
Nassadir Tate punched a 55 year old on the NYC subway 2 days ago. The man died. Nassadir got a misdemeanor ticket. He's already out of jail.
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The ol' Hillary Clinton maneuver.
Polymarket@Polymarket
BREAKING: Tucker Carlson’s 2028 Presidential odds double, in the wake of rumors he may face criminal charges as a foreign intelligence asset.
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New Survey:
50% of kindergarten teachers report their students are having more difficulty using bathroom on their own?
Look, schools cannot function if parents don't do even the basic minimum in teaching their own children to toilet independently
What a disheartening survey
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Okay. If that's the case, it sounds like NATO is worthless to us given our geographic reality.
You guys are welcome to pay for your own defense.
The Daily Britain@dailybritainonx
“Nato was created as a defensive alliance and all of its articles are essentially oriented towards defence. “It was not an alliance that was designed for one of the allies to go on a war of choice and then oblige everyone else to follow. It was not designed for that at all. I’m not sure that’s the sort of Nato that any of us wanted to belong to.”
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@alilarijani_ir Hey why is your corpse under my shoes?
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Trump says he is looking for a speedy victory. While starting a war is easy, it cannot be won with a few tweets. We will not relent until making you sorry for this grave miscalculation.
#TrumpMustPay
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