Uncle “Funcle” Lefty

@CartPewPew chewbacca maxing

80 follower physique dox. Just started to go to the gym, rate me 1/10 #Gymrat

@JosephWarmCuts surprised there isn’t a box of tampons on there!

Is this an appropriate amount of things on a grown man's sink? #wondering

@LT__Media @brndxix seahawks won at +6000 last year 🤷‍♂️

@brndxix They’re currently +5500 on FanDuel, these are the NFL teams with the closest odds to that for the Super Bowl

someone in nfl terms tell me how likely the USA is to win the world cup

@cowboy6036 he was only funny when he made the accents when touching beers

This guys getting on my last fucking nerve. #Shrink

@docholliday_1 you’re a pussy

Worst first day ever. Didn’t even make it to Tuesday.

lunch break is only for those who are hungry #bumpfade

@thwacknicklaus you’re a moron

I remain genuinely stunned by the number of golfers who think you should get relief from a fairway divot. The ball ended up in a bad spot. That is, quite literally, golf! If your drive hit a sprinkler on the fly and rolled an extra 50 yards, would you walk it back??

@JohnnyStrokes98 dude on the left standing like he’s got 4 ducks up his ass

"Boys let's throw on our flops and maybe the hazers with the tux and take a flick" #fraternal #nuke

@trav_mathew also looking for a new bag here.. anyone have feedback on stitch bags?

Need recommendations for a new golf bag. Something classy and light #lapk

@LennieSmallBBN #shrink literally

Day 2 sunburn is not ideal. Anyone think booze will help? #LANK

@DallasMadeCraka A busch light made this post

I just wanna get the People going #Beer

Somehow just made a 75 on my econ final when i had the answers for 2 weeks #fuckmychudasslife

@Howard_Eez_Nuts bapple putting in a tough shift.. opening and closing. best of luck 🫡

Just had to turn a job offer down, but check out tonight’s bullpen

@JoeAlderman11 fuck you joe, move to china you communist prick

So Ive been a Costco member for about 15 years now, but never tried their hot dog, pizza, or chicken bake even though they are cheap as hell. $8 for all of this. My wife and I ate a couple bites and we threw it in the trash. I can see why its so cheap, it’s freaking disgusting! 2/10, wouldn’t recommend at all!

@thetownchef @imlosoo still in que too.. any idea when it first opened got in around 10:54

@imlosoo Any luck? Still in queue here

Okay we're in queue for FIFA tickets 🤞🏽 3rd attempt

@samobasq and you idiots are still paying for them? simple supply and demand here fellas.. if you keep paying they’re gonna keep raising the prices

Notice they cut the person selling the drink but didn’t cut the price of the drink to match

@stoolpresidente @Seahawks yea fuck you you pathetic loser go rate some cheese pizza you six year old

Congrats to the @Seahawks They were better than us today.

@RealSkipBayless fuck you skip. you’re a pathetic loser. in fact, everyone i know is better at life then you you fucking idiot

If Seattle wins, I will wear a Sam Darnold jersey on tomorrow's Arena Gridiron at 2:30 E. Seattle will not win. Same Darnold.

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Fanatics has ruined sports merchandise.

@K_Why23 @fashion_nfl It’s ridiculous. Do you know if they sell the better quality jerseys after the game. Or are they just not a thing?

@UncleLefty42 @fashion_nfl Yeah they are better than the jersey ones. Jersey ones are like cheap plastic. Hats have a better side patch than the jerseys

Super Bowl LX Opening Night attire has arrived.