Moonlight × 🥷🏽
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Moonlight × 🥷🏽 ری ٹویٹ کیا
He won titles with Barcelona — “comfort zone.”
He won Ligue 1 — “Farmers League.”
He won MLS — “rigged and scripted.”
He won the World Cup — “rigged and scripted.”
He won the Copa América — “they organize it every year just so he can win.”
He won 8 Ballon d’Ors — “robbed.”
He won 6 European Golden Boots — “irrelevant.”
He has the most assists in football history — “assists don’t matter.”
He dribbles past opponents — “they don’t tackle him properly.”
He scores free kicks — “they’re too close, and the goalkeepers just let them in.”
Other big national teams failed to beat small teams so could play against his team — “It’s his fault and FIFA’s.”
He’s humble — “it’s all an act.”
No matter what Lionel Messi achieves, the goalposts keep moving. Meanwhile he is just there chilling and enjoying his football. 😂
At what point do you simply accept that you’re witnessing the greatest footballer the game has ever seen?
Aren’t you all tired?
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“I sabi book I sabi book…” Oya what’s the correct spelling?🫵
A. Hipoppotamus
B. Hippopotamus
C. Hipopottamus
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Moonlight × 🥷🏽 ری ٹویٹ کیا
If girl notice say you no dey do yahoo, the love go first reduce by 85%
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@tyonce_mp3 Wizkid is the most streamed old cat there. He is the biggest. Others that blew in streaming era had it easy on a platter.
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Moonlight × 🥷🏽 ری ٹویٹ کیا
Bro to bro, what car are you buying this year?👀
Speak into existence.🫵💯
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