
Captain Price
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Captain Price
@WorldStaysClean
'I've been shot, captured, abandoned, blown up, locked up, tortured, and left for dead. What more do I need?' | #CoDRP #Parody


i’m destined to be nobody but me.

“ nah , he keeps ME occupied plus he gives me money an’ any o’ his houses whenever i wanna crash somewhere . a win is a win . “ shoulder bump .

“ … dunno , beat th’ shite outta him—“ he doesn’t know , really . cheeky grin .

nose scrunch , handing back the coffee mug . “ he ain’t gonna do shite t’ me . he ‘s on a short leash anyway .”

loose shrug , chugging down that coffee . wiping his mouth with the back of his hand . “ keep it tactical , old man . “

“ yeah? “ slow blink . he’s always like this . thought the old man knew that .

sip sip sip . “ aye . thanks , cap’n .”

* yaaaaaaaawn . scratches happy trail . morning . give him coffee . 🫴🏻

tACKLES .

WHERE IS BIG DICK PRICE . ‼️



