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Florida, USA شامل ہوئے Aralık 2009
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Introducing Elon Musk’s ultimate Mars plot for a Good Saturday: a Taylor Swift concert on the red planet! Trump says it’s a #TicketToHeavenEP3. Happy Birthday President Trump, enjoy the #SwiftDay cosmic #SaturdayVibes! May your #Caturday be out of this world.
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🚨 LMAO! After winning his match on the White House lawn, UFC fighter Josh Hokit declares:
“MICHELLE OBAMA IS A MAN!”
“Am I right America??!” 🤣💀
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Good Monday! Happy New Week! #MondayMotivation: UFC Freedom 250 & Freedom of Speech proved First Lady Melania’s beauty was the main event. Stream Roku/Discovery, ignore U.S. and Iran Strait of Hormuz & Digital ID drama. Grab a MAGA Lambchop & enjoy! #MondayVibes
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Happy New Week & Good Monday! #MondayMotivation for MAGA: Fox bought Roku just to stream The UFC and finally "expose" Michelle Obama as Mike Obama, The UFC Fighter Man. #MondayVibes
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At UFC Freedom 250, Trump knocked out Obama so fast it felt like Modern Warfare 4! Republicans in the White House couldn't handle the MAGA power. On this Flag Day & Blessed Sunday, Happy Birthday President Trump! God Bless America. #SundayVibes Sunday Funday!
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Happy Flag Day! 🇺🇸 #SundayVibes meet Modern Warfare 4 at UFC Freedom 250: Jesus vs Satan live from the White House! A truly Blessed Sunday Funday. Trump says, "Happy Birthday POTUS & God Bless America—the ultimate main event!" 🥊✨
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Elon Musk said a bunch of people will die on early SpaceX missions. Sounds like a #TicketToHeavenEP3. Guess it's a #SwiftDay to choose Mars or stay on Earth for #Caturday. Good Saturday to all! #SaturdayVibes
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Happy Friday Everyone! Nothing says #FridayVibes, #FridayFeeling, & Finally Friday like running to X because My Facebook & Instagram are broken. Happy Friyay to Meta’s dead servers! It’s a RED Friday for Zuck during this #facebookdown, but a truly Good Friday for us.
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Elon Musk says SpaceX going public won't be profitable for a generation. On this Good Friday, forget a RED Friday stock crash. It’s all about #FridayVibes! Happy Friyay & Happy Friday Everyone! Finally Friday brings that #FridayFeeling—a total #FlashbackFriday to 2008. $SPCX
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Happy Friday Eve! #ThursdayThoughts: Thankful Thursday is here because Taylor Swift is bringing the Eras Tour to Kharg Island! Talk about the ultimate Thirsty Thursday oasis. Good Thursday, indeed—#PutThatInYourPipe and sing along! 🎤✨ 🎶 #ThursdayVibes #ThursdayMotivation
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Good Thursday! On this Happy Friday Eve, my #ThursdayThoughts are on Trump threatening Kharg Island: he’s just trying to make it a new golf resort! Thankful Thursday for the #ThursdayMotivation to stay positive on this Thirsty Thursday! #PutThatInYourPipe & enjoy #ThursdayVibes!
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Happy Hump Day! They say "Wait for the Lord to giveth," but with Core CPI hitting 4.2% in May, it feels like He mostly takes it. 💸 Happy Hump / Good Wednesday anyway! Stay strong for #WednesdayVibes, #WednesdayMotivation, and surviving #Inflation.
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Happy Hump Day! #WednesdayVibes: The Social Network 2 looks wild. Jeremy Strong is Method acting as Stephen King playing Doctor Who—who is apparently a Pupturds? Good Wednesday indeed, because this is the ultimate #WednesdayMotivation to log off. 🐕💩🪐
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Happy Good Tuesday! Talk about a Disclosure Day: MAGA is absolutely winning the games liberals thought they owned! We're dominating Kingdom Hearts 4, Xenoblade, Fire Emblem, Final Fantasy Resonance, Rhythm Heaven, Duskbloods, & Dragon's Dogma 2! 🎮 #tuesdayvibes #TongueOutTuesday
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Happy #tuesdayvibes! A Good Tuesday for MAGA as the House report drops: Walz & Ellison knew about the rampant Minnesota Fraud for 6 years! Forget a Nintendo Direct, FISA drama, or Taco Tuesday—Vance is smiling on this #TongueOutTuesday while Mamdani has no answers! 🇺🇸
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