Zachary Tasker

When guys say this they mean - Steak dinner - Hit the tables - Lose $200 - Hit on the waitress - Hit the club - Stand in the corner - Throw up an IG story - Say she’s bad - Go to the strip club - Go to bed When girls say this they mean - Cheat on their boyfriend

i HATE when then this happens

A drunk fan storms the stage and Bryan Adams picks up the song perfectly from there.

Niggas hated SpongeBob cause he got up and went to work everyday.

Dak Prescott when asked for the latest on George Pickens

If her pussy smell like roses she sprayed it with women's axe or sum weird shit cuz natural pussy smell like the heat coming out the back the PS4

@ItBegins2012 @WrestlePurists I doubt it will be lower than 2020

@WrestlePurists I like how he has to keep saying stuff like this because his ego can’t accept that people just didn’t want to pay to see him as champion. Lowest attended wrestlemania in history thanks to Phil brooks

CM Punk to the fans at the WrestleMania Kickoff: “I know the world is on fire right now and times are tough, and things are very expensive. So it means a lot to me that going through the line, saying hello, and giving you just a little bit of my time, getting to know you all, and getting to come out here and tell you thank you from the bottom of my heart because this does not happen without all of you.” #WrestleMania

i love how our generation really starting to make the choice to feed our inner children no matter what the world brings our way

FOX’s NFL team graphics from 1995 are unbelievably nostalgic.

Fuck this guy

What in the utter woke fuckery is Arbys doing asking me if I want curly or crinkly fries. Why does Arbys have crinkly fries and who tf is ordering them

@TheAllThink @Motorsport They have 4 Rossi Ericcson Grosjean Schumacher

@Motorsport Indy has two ex-F1 drivers right now. They’re both mediocre at best.

Pato O'Ward isn’t chasing F1 as it is today. He’s sticking with what he calls real racing — INDYCAR.

@CBoxSports @FOS I hope joe goes into TV after he hangs his helmet up. He would be an excellent color commentator for cbs or fox

“It wasn’t like I just had to go back to Cincinnati, I gladly made that decision” -Joe Flacco #Bengals (via @FOS)

I thought his whole gimmick was “I’m a classy guy. A man of God, etc.” This is screaming his whole image was fake. It started to show signs last year.

Whoever dumps their pet dogs on the street, FUCK YOU! Scum of the earth human behavior.

Trey Hendrickson kind of looks like a musical version of a football player.

@UnionPhan @IceTitan80 You can gamble on NASCAR

@ZachTasker1 @IceTitan80 Sports gambling has a lot to do with that, but yes the NFL is certainly a cultural juggernaut.

For reference this year's Daytona 500 had a viewership of 7.489 Million. Insane how far the viewership of NASCAR overall has crashed in 13 years, and 2013 at the time seemed bad compared to the years prior.