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Zack Harold
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Zack Harold
@ZackHarold
freelance writer and @inappalachia reporter specializing in "stupid hot dog stories.” recovering magazine editor. my 9-5 does not endorse my tweets. he/him
Charleston, WV شامل ہوئے Nisan 2010
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Zack Harold ری ٹویٹ کیا
The accounts with John Calvin as their avatar are... beyond parody.
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real convo between me and the wife
her - "whatever happened to macy gray?"
me - "she died."
h - "what?"
m - "yeah. asphyxiation and blunt force trauma."
h - "WHAT?!"
m - "yeah. she tried to say goodbye and she choked. tried to walk away and she stumbled."
i am now divorced
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