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Suicidal thoughts finally won. Byee it was nice knowing you guys.

Mimi kwanzia Leo sitaki kupatana na watu wa laikipia, kila mtu ajikalishe county yake.

Which song do you listen when you wake up?

@wyaspida 😀😀

that sprite looking like a scene transition in spongebob

@Onkundi01 @_Mooney56 Where can I find her?

How did she do that in jeans?

Nashangaa niaje kitanda imetolewa kwa ukuta kumbe ni morning borner imetusukuma katikati

Confidence starts the moment you stop comparing yourself to others.

The reason am awake today is because I have no Rolls-Royce Boat Tail yet

You can wait for years, stay celibate, be very picky and still pick rubbish😂

This GLE pressure is getting worse. I have just muted 5 of my former classmates on WhatsApp

Men, keeping your stomach empty before sex is a secret hack for lasting longer.

There's nothing heartbreaking like going to an interview and most of those being interviewed are women

@japillowKE Do they?

Do sex workers moan??

There is no one who is as depressed as a married man with a jobless wife who makes money. The more money she brings home the more the man is stressed.

Life's so private that nobody Knows I suffer from nocturnal sialorrhea,

@Ghettoh_tycoon Unajiita ninja😀

Unashangaa mbona morio wako analia hivyo kwa praise and worship kumbe ninja inalia heartbreak 😂💔

Using condom is doubting the Lord's power, hit it raw and let the holy spirit protect you.

How many relationships has social media seen you in?

Do elderly people of 80s get horny i.e erect (men) and wet ( women)????