Jack

@BurgerKing am i get a free Whopper then ? I am a student

Don't freak out or anything, but it's Whopper Wednesday

@GreggsOfficial The chicken sausage roll is not it

@warwickisonline I got stuck stranded for about 40 minutes on Monday : /

And they wonder why no one takes the train in the UK... Add ridiculous prices and the 'ever reliable' service...

@BONGINKOSI14465 what if you fall over near it

China is always ahead of us. But this machine is slowly than a human being.

@ArmlessFish2376 and

im a boy now

@cheyenne_spamzz @EpicTofuChris lol

@EpicTofuChris I just got home. I’m so sad😫😂

🤔

@Everymancinema Billie Jean

To celebrate one day until Michael launches in cinemas, we're giving away a limited amount of Michael vinyls, featuring songs from the film's soundtrack 🕺 To enter: Make sure you're following @everymancinema and reply with your favourite track from the soundtrack 💿

@trussliz You really fucked our economy.

On the 100th anniversary of her birth, we still miss her.

@NetflixIndia Nigerians

starts with N and we all love it 🍿

EE data be like:

@immasiddx The true sad thing is that you’re paying your paying for cloud storage.

Google: Upgraded all subscribers from 2TB to 5TB for absolutely free Apple: Free iCloud tier still stuck on 5GB in 2026 😭

@Brparadox I NEED STORAGE I AM USING 6TB/6.5TB PLEASE BRO I AM USING A 20YR OLD HDD FFS

Who needs this DM? 🤔

yo @Fortnite My friend randomly got given the “Jess” Skin earlier today and i didn’t yet i got save the world years before him.

@nicrobbins_ @Everton_Dad @GreggsOfficial I could go for that now. @GreggsOfficial

@Everton_Dad @GreggsOfficial Yet they’ve still not put my Tuna & Cheese bake on the menu!

Whoever came up with the chicken roll idea at @GreggsOfficial needs sacking. Absolute mushy shite. Given one by mistake and had to spit it out. 🤮

@FilianSFactory @rathor7_ something up with you or smth then

@rathor7_ Brother, I am a guy 💀 But if you talk about Filian (girl in the clip), she gets more money than most of the jobs. She has like 3m subscribers on YouTube and 8k online on twitch every stream. So yeah, check her out if you are curious twitch.tv/filian

which one girl finds more attractive ?

@rogesterone @LemoncloudGT_YT ah

@_Jack323 @LemoncloudGT_YT I'm only here for a little bit anyway, in-between apartment contracts atm

bus driver gave me this without a second thought you have to be below 17 to get one im 26

@LemoncloudGT_YT @rogesterone Yeah i just looked. I’ve only seen stagecoach in south devon that’s why. - I don’t live in devon

@_Jack323 @rogesterone Just knowing it’s Stagecoach doesnt say where they’re from, Stagecoach run in all different parts of the UK

@bonitadeamor3 @ab_prtm @GsG_not @DrakonocturneS @SavageB3816958 @Realprismaoil @daily_object__ Not enthused? Just feeling used?

@ab_prtm @GsG_not @DrakonocturneS @_Jack323 @SavageB3816958 @Realprismaoil @daily_object__ I am the host, I run the place, Caine is my the naaame

Daily Object #732: Wind-up Teeth