Sel’s Small Mumzy

I can officially call myself a director...a scene I did has aired on TV and I dont know how to act 😭😭😭😭💃💃 I did that shit...mama I'm making it

I am learning to write a 360 degree script 😂 yea the LinkedIn post is about to eaaat💀 not me actually learning new things… price going up😂

@mels896 Both🌚

Energy drink or hot cup of coffee??

Terms of endearment in Chichewa? Apart from Chiphdzuwa, nyenyezi😂😂

I knew it was over for me when I was 10354 in line when they’d just opened😂😂😂

Begin and not finishing is actually crazy😭😭 soo we getting this next year

A married man is caught pants down with MULTIPLE women but it’s the women catching smoke. Gotta love being born with a penis. Gets you away with alot.

Damn we have to wait again another year 😭😭 #Bridgerton

Definitely rewatching Sinners😭😭

Pringles ndinangodyako kamodzi, kenako MCP kumalowa m'boma.

3 episodes into JJK The Culling game, I need this to not be Shibuya all over again😭😭

At some point I need to start my day💀

"Thank you,Mr Speaker, for giving me this opportunity. One of my favourite books is Nice Girls Don’t Get the Corner Office. This is in response to what you told me earlier in the morning when you urged me to be a good example to the girls,the younger ones who are doing their first term. Mr Speaker, if they are good girls, they will never get the corner office. Be as bad as Millie Odhiambo and you will be the mother of this House. I am a bad girl and as a bad girl I am here serving my fourth term. So do not be cheated like in the African culture where you are told to have decorum, dress nicely, be kind and nice. You will go nowhere. Be a bad girl like me and you will get somewhere."

@KingAvid11 I’ll see Sishii in honor of your birthday 🫶🏾

@_Mpha_ Send birthday money thanks ❤️

To braid or use that money to see Sishii perform As’joli live 💀

A for Apple B for Ball C for Sindikudziwa kuti ndipange Bwanji kuti ndipeze 5million by the end of the week.

@ChigozieObi_ They are so annoying I don’t understand how they translate whatever happened as normal behaviour to fight for😭ooo let me go watch that😂

@_Mpha_ I think I only got through it cause I watched the first 6 episodes with my friend, if not 😩 these people are so annoying. It reminds me of Cheat: unfinished business, I couldn’t get through it

This show is pure rage bait 🫩 #bluetherapy

Many stayed who shouldn’t but If it makes you happy I guess #BlueTherapy

Daisy don’t annoy us, if can’t fathom having another child with this man, you don’t trust him… why are you still there? Why are you in therapy? One plus one please #bluetherapy