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@moremarriott I will be there again at the front for your 3rd reading festival appearance 🫡

main stage marriott making a comeback

here we go

Going to the Brits tonight and could end up meeting one of my heroes whilst considerably more bald than I ought to be Why does God give his most dedicated jesters his biggest uphill battles

Bald James Marriott is actually a hold me back rn 😛

cody gakpo cutting inside and actually scoring in association football

@TheMart269 @TheOfficialFNG @WOLFE3YY Now is this pre or after transplant Townsend cause this take could do a whole 180

@TheOfficialFNG @WOLFE3YY Phil Foden is criminally overrated, if he left city he’d become an Andros Townsend regen but worse and with worse hair

ATTENTION unpopular opinions is BACK AGAINNNN leave yours below for me and @WOLFE3YY to react to, 2026 edition!

@TheOfficialFNG @WOLFE3YY Niran and Gordon Ramsey prior to the catastrophic knee fatality’s would easily start as first choice full backs for a top 5 club in the Premier League

wirtz is literally a cat in human form

Just watched Star Wars the phantom menace and qui-gons death never fails to tear me apart 💔

@c0mmandderr Bros head is a parallelogram

Rashford's head shape is outrageous

Some motivation for the week.

emmy winning actor owen cooper being a fellow slot hater

at least someone got their billboard

Thursday: Arsenal 1-2 Liverpool Monday: Liverpool 0-3 Barnsley

Yippee, gonna be california raining tn 🕺

"So crazy they make you work on Christmas" - customer in the store buying shit

Waking up to Ellum being cancelled on a random Wednesday

Closest my tweets ever made it into a GeorgeM video, proud of your cameo lol fella, better luck next time

Lewis & Katya if they made it into the Semi Final

Seriously whoever gave me the flu at the jimbo mazza hoco gig I would like a chat to discuss why you thought that was a good idea xx

Just got paid so it was the only correct thing to do xx