Malik

@_fels1 There is nothing that can take the pain away. But eventually, you will find a way to live with it,"

@NytoP2PMwangi Mbona mnamchapa pole pole. He deserves more

Another thief was caught stealing in Eastleigh, Nairobi, and was instantly sentenced to a 30-minute hot stone massage and an intense joints cracking session,,, Try that nonsense anywhere Else but Eastleigh

@RodgersKipembe 😂😂Amekula dhambi zao zote

Huyu Yesu wao hapana.

@_fels1 Belief comes with manipulation

Africans never knew Jesus died for their sins until the Europeans came to tell them.

@_fels1 We didn't even told him to die for us

Easter is the day we convince ourselves that someone with the ability to come back to life is actually making a sacrifice when they die.

@_Unrepentant @gabrieloguda Sio kila mtu anaenda mjengo, some people are employed and they work within the parliament building

@gabrieloguda Former colleagues? When were you a member of parliament?

I went back to Parliament to check on my former colleagues, on the eve of Easter. I'm happy to report that no human was hurt during the production of these motion pictures.

@_fels1 When it comes to Nairobi county issues He walks out of the meeting.Kiawa

@_malik14 Still slapping governors.

According to the lastest Politrack findings, the best performing: 1. Governor - Simba Arati 2. CS - Ruku & Mbadi 3. PS - Dr. Raymond Omollo 4. Senator - Enoch Wambua 5. MP - Babu Owino 6. Woman Rep - Rahab Mukami Hapo kuna mtu sijawahi msikia hata jina.

@MrWills96 Blaming Africans for your loss,very diabolical

🚨🇮🇹 Gattuso: “Italy lost just two matches in the group, earned 18 points and still didn’t qualify for the World Cup. But 10 African teams qualified? Who is going to watch them? Are you going to sit in front of the TV for Cape Verde or Curaçao? These qualifying rules are absurd and unfair.”

@Osama_otero Kenyans are emotionally confused

BBC talks about the Kenyan Blood Parliament. Kenyans: Thank you so much BBC for this accurate piece. BBC talks about how 1800 people have been killed since Ibrahim Traore took power. Kenyans: OMG! BBC are back again with western propaganda. If they control you they own you.

@Bookten8 Uanze kutafuta 3 guarantors. Sacco is a legal Ponzi scheme

Saving in a SACCO is fun until ifike time unataka loan

@Asamoh_ @KhalifKairo 😂😂Ni fool's day, sai hizi Kairo bado anatafuta buyer wa Bike yake

Just In >> @KhalifKairo reunites with Cera Imani after auction of his property.

@gabrieloguda Atasema hii ni AI

Rigathi Gachagua would've wished this was an April's Fools prank, but unfortunately for him his flaming words are immortalized on tape. The Nairobi River Regeneration was coordinated from his office and he owns the stubborn blueprint directing demolitions along riparian land.

@Kenyans Mzee should just rest . Hiyo mchanga haiwezi weka ata mafuta ya motorcade

Kenyans raise Ksh82,750 for David Maraga in two days for his 2027 presidential campaign

@MaryKwamboks Receipts 😁

Hahaaa 😂😂😂😂

@Kenyans Why can't he go to Court ama hana papers ya the contract

Comedian Sammy Kioko roughed up, arrested outside Machakos County offices while protesting over Ksh19 million payment claim

@ivymuthe Walevi wamejam sana

This is Henry Desagu—the young man whom alcohol completely destroyed. And yet, heavy drinkers still try to convince us that alcoholism is just another normal, harmless habit. Desagu was once a rising star and a highly admired content creator. At his peak, he was earning around Ksh. 800,000 in a single month from YouTube. I know he had his own personal struggles, but that’s not the point. His friends told him, “Try alcohol—it will help you forget your worries.” He listened, fell into alcoholism, and that was the end of his creativity. These days, he’s just… existing, with nothing left. Let this serve as a serious warning to everyone, especially young people: DO NOT START DRINKING. Alcohol addicts love to make it sound normal. They’ll even guilt-trip you with nonsense like, “If you don’t like alcohol, then you must like women.” They want to shame those of us who choose not to drink. Don’t listen to them. Starting alcohol will quietly destroy your focus, your health, your purpose, and your entire future. Ignore the lie that “successful people drink.” That one sip you think you can control could be the beginning of something you’ll never be able to stop. Protect your future. Say NO to alcohol before it says YES to you. And if you don’t drink, don’t date people who do. Don’t invite someone else’s addiction into your own life.

@_fels1 Looting money then building an inferior healthcare system that you don't trust

Despite her husband being President for 10 years and even building a hospital in her name with NHIF fully 'working', Lucy Kibaki had to travel thousands of kilometers just to kick the famous bucket while undergoing treatment in London.

@ClintonObonyo He ref telling the opponent to finish him completely 🫴

i have a question nani alienda hio event ya boxing kisumu jana, did this guy die ama ni rumours?

@SouthamptonFC The lion of savanna

There's a Kenyan, a mighty Kenyan 🇰🇪🎶

@ivymuthe Huyu akipatana na dem wako, it's over

This lady shocked many people After Claiming She Has “Longest Tongue In The World” 30 CM Long