retired feral rat girl

when you are a retired party girl you still have some of that party girl in you. Like no I do not go out 3xs a week anymore but when I make that special appearance the feral rat awakens like an ancient beast

the diva in me sees the diva in u

ever since I was a little girl I knew i’d succeed because i’m insane & a diva

being a diva has a habit of returning

diva just because you have an office job doesn’t mean u can’t doll yourself up like you used to when u were 16 just for fun

i think it’s very sexy of me to still move with love in a world like this

nothing motivates me more to get out of bed than a vanilla latte

2026 will feel like a love letter to your younger self btw

“why are you doing glam for the office what’s the occasion??” im a diva my entire life IS an occasion

bringing back doing random glam in my room just to take pictures in 2026

2025 made u strong. 2026 will make u sexy & happy diva

being a retired party girl is sooo funny because I don’t really go out anymore unless it’s NYE, someone’s birthday, the holidays (in general), its a sunny 70 degree day, or it’s summertime

when u look so good and ur glam comes out sooo sexy it makes you lowkey shy & embarrassed to leave the house

last few days of being an alcoholic big back before it gets real strict in 2026

i love being a girl because there’s no better feeling than doing full glam after marinating in your ugly for days

the 2026 rebrand is getting very serious

she has no idea but in 2026 she’ll be the sexiest version of herself and living her most divalicious life. she is you. im talking about you

I had a million opportunities to waste money this year and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

reconnecting with my healthy habits the monday after christmas as if I didn’t have 18 glasses of wine, 55 cookies & an average step count of 13

girl u are in ur 20’s get up and doll yourself up like u used to when u were 16 just for fun

you seriously need to have an unshakable belief in your ability to create your own reality