υ η я υ ℓ у

i like people who find a way there is always a way

@Omiragua_Teejay @Urhobo_Mudiaga @Doubraincrease9 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣 Ima no serious

@Urhobo_Mudiaga @Doubraincrease9 You dey even reach 2mins. I be 1min 25secs man

You buy barbecue for girl, Then you buy tramadol for yourself. Na why man dey quick die.

@zarrthemaker @onlyonealexx 😂😂😂

@onlyonealexx ok boss. thanks for putting me on

make i go do cv for 9-5 jor producer una

@sir_ejes @Bunaberry1 😂😂

@Bunaberry1 I’m happy for you

Nepa light na Haram for my area

@simbaoffperc @houstonpolice We have to enslave this chicken skinned demons and tell them to get over it

@houstonpolice The vid

@rockefellerwil GiGo

When your computer does exactly what you want it to do>>>>>>>>>

@rockefellerwil What have you hacked

Come to Yaba we’re hacking here!

shoutout to me in 5 years. i bet i'll be doing amazing

every mortal will taste death but only some will taste life

@Senior_Sley School call am he dey answer “yes sir, no sir” 😒

I was at a vulcaniser's shop some weeks back to put air in one tyre. A very young man looking so serious. While he worked, his phone rang. He checked the screen and didn’t pick it up. His phone rang again. This time he answered. "Yes, sir… I understand… No sir, I’m not arguing." He went quiet for a long moment, nodding at nothing. Then he said, "Please sir give me till tomorrow." The call ended. He continued pumping my tyre like nothing happened. I joked and asked, "Oga, landlord?" He smiled. "School." Turned out the caller was his younger brother’s school. Fees balance. Exam tomorrow. No exam without payment. He said it casually, like he was talking about the weather. "I told him to keep reading. Whether exam or not", he added. He finished the tyre, wrapped his pipe back to his machine, and asked me to reverse small. As I drove off, I realized something unsettling. Some people carry responsibilities heavier than their income, heavier than their age, heavier than their silence, and still show up every morning to pump air into other people’s tyres while their own lives remain dangerously flat. May God make it easy for every struggling human out there.

@Star_Knight12 What’s the Chinese alternative to Claude?

DeepSeek just dropped a 1.6 trillion parameter open-source model with a 1 million token context window. OpenAI is charging $200/month,China is giving it away for free. This changes everything.

@mgongi_ @RahulThinksSo @Danny456080 Take your L like a man. Religion is for slaves

@RahulThinksSo @Danny456080 It will take a really long stroll

Any religion that doesn’t threaten its non believers with hell ->>

@GrossoNicolas Thank you for taking one for a brother 🫡

YO TUVE UNA SOLA PAREJA EN MI VIDA DURANTE 8 AÑOS Y UNA VEZ ENCONTRO UN PRESERVATIVO USADO QUE YO TIRE AL TACHITO DEL BAÑO, VIENE Y ME PREGUNTA "QUE ES ESTO?" Y LE DIJE QUE ME HICE "LA DE LUJO" QUE ES PAJEARTE CON FORRO ASI NO TE ENSUCIAS. HASTA EL DÍA DE HOY PIENSA QUE LE MENTI

@Ruky_Baby27 Congratulations 🎉🍾 It’ll turn out to be the best time for you

God makes everything beautiful in his time. I'm accepting Congratulations please .🥺🎉 I'm grateful to God and everyone who used their platform to make this achievable. Help shall not be far from y'all 🙏

@J72350Joshua Zombie o zombie 🧟‍♂️

Take one tea spoon full morning and one tea spoon 🥄 full at night you will be fine eventually.

@CaudilloXIV Get some meth

Interact with this post so I can get money for drugs and alcohol

we don’t give a fuck about the tweets u plug under your banger tweets dawg.

jack of all trades master of everything

“Men aren’t loyal” 2001 2026

@sekansnews The only slave that got reparations

Çocukken kendisine bakan kadını bulmak için 38 yıl sonra Fransa’dan Fildişi Sahili’ne giden adam, yaşlı kadına 16 bin dolar verip ömür boyu maaş bağladı.

@ArmyAngel001 I hope the fulanis take you soon 🙏🏾

That ballistic helmet 🪖 is not less than 300k Turkey 🇹🇷