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Poor man = “predator” Rich man = “age gap friendship” or “platonic sugar daddy”

And just like that, tomorrow is Monday again, no consideration whatsoever smh

Sometimes you just want to talk to them parent- child but they’ll always end up switching to their pastor or counsellor role 🤦🏽‍♂️

World Cup — Rigged Ballon d'Ors — Rigged Goal ratio — Ronaldo was a midfielder Assist ratio — Ronaldo is a striker Golden Boots — Ronaldo was a midfielder Playmaker awards — Ronaldo is a striker G+A — Irrelevant stat Trophies — Rigged Dribbles — Knee injury Free-kick goals — Knee injury Key passes — Knee injury Outside-box goals — Try from 35 yards MOTM — Rigged MVP — Rigged 91 goals — Tap-ins don't count Non-penalty goals — A goal is a goal Players' interviews — They're all jealous of CR7 Individual awards — Rigged H2H wins — H2H in finals H2H individual stats — One-club wonder

@only1luski Odumodu won rookie of the year 6yrs after his first album. What makes 6uff bigger than the category??

6uff wey I don dey chop since 2024 dem say na rookie… Abi rookie get another meaning?

🚨 OUT SOON 🚨 👤 MAVO 📀 ICE CREAM – OVER 2.2M+ STREAMS ON SOUNDCLOUD 📈

@only1luski I’m solidly behind you

You comot filter, loose hair, chop small vitamin D, you dey blame camp. If na belle now una go say na the man sperm… MMS

@only1luski Na online everybody fit no worry 😂, mouth is good motors

@_tomss1 I don deh carry cement(50 kg) since secondary school… I die if I struggle w that bag

For a man built like that, he’s weirdly struggling w 104kg

@playwithtomide @biggest_obsss this babe fine die

So CAPE VERDE 🇨🇻 HAS played PORTUGAL 🇵🇹 BEFORE 🤣(friendly) You don’t. Mean it🤣 2games Portugal 🇵🇹 0-2 Cape Verde 🇨🇻 Portugal 🇵🇹 0-0Cape Verde 🇨🇻

@playwithtomide @NonchalantMide see this babe nyansh

@kayistir3d Na why I Dey change username every 2 weeks, SDC chairman fit still Dey find me

idk how mtu people even found this my account let me even soft block some of them

@NonchalantMide @AnsonHusswin Ronaldo nko?

Proper baller🪖❤️

@kayistir3d You have a car??

i hate looking for parking space, love parallel parking 🤣

@NonchalantMide Now everybody don turn sporty ambassador

@_tomss1 Na doctor full everybody mouth that year😭

I don’t even remember what I wanted to become when I was 8yrs old

@frdavidrufus Na song abeg o

@_tomss1 😂na u dey cast yourself now o

Goddam I’m way too reckless My girlfriend way back in uni Some things she’ll never know o…

@only1luski @dfwgabriel Na *she* I been wan type o 😭

@dfwgabriel @_tomss1 Bruhhhh I dey fear for when he go touch naija, he go don come out finish

He probably was thinking of another guy while both of you were at it

@only1luski @dfwgabriel Homophobia?? 😏

I’m scared of growing old without achieving anything mehn