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Great read. Frank Sinatra Has a Cold esquire.com/features/ESQ10… via @EsquireMag

There it is! The 47%! Saved it as a haymaker for the end. Nice

Normally, when politicians address women named Candy, it's under WAY different circumstances. #debate

#ThingsEasierThanEliminatingTheCardinals finding someone who was alive the last time the Cubs won a World Series

Jason Motte's beard > Jayson Werth's beard

I'm voting for the first one who makes the jerk-off motion while the other one is talking. #Debate

Campaign stress is getting to Romney. I hear he's up to 4 ginger ales a day.

NL WILD CARD UPDATE: @Cardinals lead @Dodgers and @Brewers by 4 1/2 games. Their magic number to clinch is 4.

Looks like Tony Romo's been taking mental notes. Then again, it's not December.

I know it's early Pre-Season, but I think the Chiefs are gonna win the Superbowl!

This warm box of chicken broth is probably the worst juice I've ever had.

CC and the Limozeenz instagr.am/p/NFktY_vHsv/

Elementary schools should provide field trips to my house so they can see what an inappropriate amount of bacon looks like.

@AdamCarollaShow Iced Passion Tea. If this is wrong, I don't want to be right.

At the National Press Club luncheon with Alec Baldwin. Here's hoping the Q&A somehow leads him to "What am I, a farmer?"

@prinmeowmeow what a hussy.

@jayscherder Promise?

@theREALkstew417 Kony Kardashian?

Well damn. I need a plan B #LearnedItFromLindy RT @TheBiggIdea: Saying "we'll figure it out" is a great way to prolong a terrible situation