A random fucking friend

@aRANDOMGUYOR Well, I'm really glad to hear that!

Nah it’s good.

@aRANDOMGUYOR Can we hang out at McDonald's?

what have i done?

@aRANDOMGUYOR Me

anyone want to be in a group chat comment to join

@aRANDOMGUYOR Are you sure?

guys i do not have a crush

@aRANDOMGUYOR Because I am everyone's random fucking friend!

why are there so many random accounts now?

@randomfuckunc @aRANDOMGUYOR Why him? Take your turn.

@aRANDOMGUYOR Your gonna have to change it

NO!

@fryedfish12345 @gxdmango I want in! Let me in!

@gxdmango neigh whole gang here we need you

@aRANDOMGUYOR Oh no! Should I come over to help?

//that fuckass cricket won’t stop making that noise.

The hangout was really great, wasn't it, @aRANDOMGUYOR?

@evilestmanofall @randomfuckunc Oh no! Please don't kill me! I am your random fucking friend.

@aRANDOMFRIENDOR @randomfuckunc sadly, there ISN'T A RANDOM FUCKING COP!!! RAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

I heard the family is on here I decided I’d come say hello [UNC THAT NO ONE LIKES JOINS PARODY TWT]

@Howcrust You can roll, you liar.

@aRANDOMFRIENDOR sure, but i can't move tho

Does anyone want to hang out?

@randomcarcb7e I hope your brakes won't work next time we do.

nah im good

@Kugel_its_Just_ @aRANDOMGUYOR Do NOT bully my friend!

@aRANDOMGUYOR Random fucking alt 🙄

And yall calling me a simp

@aRANDOMGUYOR Should I come over to help you get rid of it?

//I think there’s a fucking cricket in my room

@evilestmanofall @randomfuckunc Oh no! An evil man! Better call the cops!

@randomfuckunc Hello random fucking uncle everyone likes.

@randomcarcb7e @randomfuckunc The car is fucking broken again!!! 😂😂😂

@randomfuckunc eugh

@aRANDOMGUYOR Can we not have any conflicts, please? Thank you, my friends!

Who is you? It was the random dumbass cat that started it.

@aRANDOMGUYOR You're right! She's really attractive!

she’s bad asf

@aRANDOMGUYOR Goodnight! Have nice dreams!

//Alright I’m going to bed yall

@trashcake6767 @aRANDOMGUYOR You really should! Great idea!

@aRANDOMGUYOR I should become a random fucking cat

im so fucking done