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If anyone finds a marshmallow jojo siwa chapstick it fell off my keychain give it back

hair or lips?

Who told you this was butter??

chicken tender

no homo ran so gay marriage could walk

people love soup

Never let the fear of being in the wrong stop you from being a huge bitch 💋😘

I'm telling my kids Keria won worlds 2023

I'm telling my kids Keria won worlds 2022

latin :(

candy land and hollywood were both made up in california

I can't believe groceries cost 1 million dollars smh 😔

I married a man and all I got were these lousy kids and a horse

only the best come from jersey. happy birthday @sza 👑

spotify DJ just queued up '10 hour Box Fan (No Distractions)' between a lana and a summer walker song 😔😔🙏

I have never thought of the Roman empire

chicken tender

I said something was barely worth it and my roommate says he thinks most things are and I can't stop thinking abt that 😵‍💫

@InternetH0F Me going through the comments to find the price of mirrors

how did you get a wawa hoagie through tsa?! did you tell them it was an emotional support animal like??????

Would you rather get hit by

as long as the ingredients list is accurate, it's legal to label something 'prepared wasabi'