tommy

319 posts

tommy

@absolut_alien

i ain’t got no ass cause ur mom keeps eating it

شامل ہوئے Kasım 2025

86 فالونگ8 فالوورز

tommy@absolut_alien·10h

@AbstractDarkk not true open.spotify.com/playlist/2FpDv…

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crackalian / autumn@AbstractDarkk·14h

life lesson: when someone says this, they mean they listen to radiohead, jeff buckley, and tame impala. maube childish gambino

Disappear@disappear30

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tommy@absolut_alien·10h

@wonderboybabe @vampirexxvi @wikipetanfan do you want like information on where u can buy tretinoin

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jay@wonderboybabe·12h

@vampirexxvi @wikipetanfan 5 years on t and unfortunately this shit does last forever in my experience 😞

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transthony bourdain@wikipetanfan·18h

advice for people going on T: immediately after your first shot be sure to TOUCH YOUR FACE!!!! GET YOUR HANDS ALL GREASY AND TOUCH YOUR FACE ALLL OVERRRR

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tommy@absolut_alien·11h

tommy@absolut_alien·11h

waving good bye to my co worker and a customer waved back so now i have to wave goodbye to two people

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tommy@absolut_alien·17h

#7dollarunclepussy

blair ꪆ𓏲 PTV 9/12@sheslikeabullet

gerard’s only fans only costs 7 dollars a month and yall are on here fighting

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sarah@sandwichlover7·2d

I’m on top. I take off my bra. 5 pieces of popcorn fall out. We eat 4 and fall asleep. In the morning we find the 5th and you smile and say “im going to hold on to this.” When you’re in the bathroom, I eat it.

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いのりん⚔️🪼🐸🦎🐍@AlicexBlqckPink·1d

クッションめくったらこうなってたの可愛すぎて滅❣

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tommy@absolut_alien·1d

i can fix teh action for free but the amp....

tommy@absolut_alien

guitar action too high and i dont have an amplifier anymore i shoukd FUCKING kill myself

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tommy@absolut_alien·1d

guitar action too high and i dont have an amplifier anymore i shoukd FUCKING kill myself

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tommy@absolut_alien·1d

@frankyuriero

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tommy@absolut_alien·1d

@frankyuriero i wouldnt call them hoes

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‏ًfrankie🍎@frankyuriero·1d

"pete’s only side hoes were underage" -> i said that pete was mikey's side hoe not the other way around. that pedo is a fag sorry guys frankyuriero.straw.page

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Greg the Sorcerer@gregthesorcerer·2d

Got caught eating the body of a hiker in the woods

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tommy@absolut_alien·1d

@MatrixOnVHS dudes will be like "hey Sexy i Want you" and then not tip

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The Matrix On VHS and DVD@MatrixOnVHS·1d

Dudes will see me covered in trash juice from closing the bar and still come up to me and be like I Waunt You

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tommy@absolut_alien·1d

surprise bitch my life sucks

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@victimrard puppies do not pee in sinks

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@akutagawa_nyan this is a joke in case you’re schizophrenic or like ocd

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tommy@absolut_alien·1d

@akutagawa_nyan i don’t even know you but i’m letting you know im rapidly approaching and i plan on stealing that guitar

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Writing Sleeper Hits 🖤🩶🤍💜@akutagawa_nyan·1d

Also this cashies special for $180 came with a hard case which is totally awesome. It was like basically perfect condition and was kept amazingly well for a 27 year old instrument (haha FOB reference)

Writing Sleeper Hits 🖤🩶🤍💜@akutagawa_nyan

Hi does anyone like my new guitar (it’s older than me, it was made in 1999)

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