Alzbern (Comms Open)

Red Miku in a sea of blue Mikus. Happy Miku Day! Repost btw #初音ミク #ミクの日2026

Lineart: @kumogii_ Coloring: me Social Anxiety: Bocchi

@kumogii_ *We

Man,, im so broke

Easter bunnies (OC commission for @Skirby200 and @fallenindie )

I think "E" meant Everyone and "mc" is the current MarketCap plus 2.

i was going to make the second verse about how the current inflation was affecting silk road and other marketplaces but i figured i'm not too smart to calculate how much the prices rose since then. E=mc² or something

I also made a song. It goes like this: You and me, In a little toyshop, Brought a bag of drugs, for kids ages 5 and up I took them all, When everyone's gone, One by one, Until I drowned Floating up above the sky, 99 drug dealers fly high

Which character do you think smokes weed but is too afraid to tell others?

So yesterday I had a very bad stomachache, so much so I went to the crapper for like 5 times within that day. Now imagine if I was to experience that at work. I wouldn't be able to bear my workmates' stare whenever I return from the toilie. Either that or I reck my ass resisting

SOMEBODY GET ME OUT OF THIS ECONOMYYYYYYYYY I'M FUCKED YOU'RE FUCKED WE'RE ALL FUCKEDD GODDAMMIIIIIIIITTTTTTT

My generation is zeroooo I'LL NEVER MAKE IT AS A WORKING CLASS HEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAA

"Go on, say what you were gonna say.” #Cipher #HonkaiStarRail

@shadow23498 It kills the artist

@alzbern ohhh, i like this idea

Rkgk

#ウマ娘 #Umamusume

@Lync_512 Thank you very much for commissioning me! 🙇

@alzbern Thank you so much!! This is so amazing!!

[Commission] Bush... Request: @Lync_512

@3Keine No u my king 🧎

@alzbern pro

Rkgk

By growing again i mean my whoel toe

Imagine just walking with ur fliptops until you stubbed your toe... Now my little toe's nail is cracked and I rlly hope it grows again

@kumogii_ SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK

@alzbern Imagine sucking on these toes