Local fed-up glamorous person.

Lana Del Rey for born to die (2011-2012)

Yo quiero que me expliquen por qué cuando era pequeño salía del colegio, almorzaba, jugaba en la calle, hacía los deberes, veía la tele, me bañaba, jugaba en casa, leía y eran las 7:00pm todavía. Ahora te tomas un café y ya son las 11 de la noche.

Montamos a Petrosky q si era guerrillero, ahora no vamos a poder montar a mi santa Paloma, Cepedosky.

If Barracuda by Heart is playing, you should be allowed to drive whatever speed you want

Ceramic celestial tiles

El asunto, es, que cada día, encuentro nuevas y novedosas maneras de darme un tiro en el pie.

When a man likes you, he talks to you everyday and apparently when you start to like him back he is very busy and can’t talk at all. That’s how it works.

Yo con alergia en el bolsillo.

@WitchLunarShop And intuitively knowing people’s needs too! I’ve always loved that about them

The best hosts at parties or any home event are witches. Hosting is a ritual

This historical photograph…

how it feels to say “jajajaja” in hispanic chats, “XDDDD” in polish chats, “KKKKKK” in portuguese chats, and “LMAOOO” in english-speaking chats

detail of the kiss, a mosaic by friedrich wilhelm kleukens in the hochzeitsturm (wedding tower) at mathildenhöhe, darmstadt, germany (c.1914)

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