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Faz-me alguma confusão num jogo decisivo fazermos substituições para a bancada. Se calhar 10 minutos de Diomandé, em vez daquele óptimo rapaz que fez um golo na própria e falhou em todas as jogadas defensivas era melhor que o fantasma do Nuno Santos.

President Trump appears to mix up countries here “I think Ukraine—militarily, they’re defeated. They had 159 ships. Every ship is underwater. Every one of their planes has been shot down.”

Epa vão pro caralho, que incompetência

Lol

Atlético Arsenal is definitely going to be as good as this.

“Calling Trump a fascist incites political violence” Here’s a compilation of Trump calling his opponents fascists

Dear Donald, Hi. It’s Iran. Yes, the country you’re currently at war with. We just wanted to reach out personally to let you know that we are in a complete state of collapse. The economy is gone, the government is held together with prayer and desperation, and the people are not having a great time. So here’s the thing: could you possibly, maybe, if it’s not too much trouble, open the Strait of Hormuz? We’re not asking for much. Just the ability to sell oil so we can afford bread. Pretty please. No hard feelings about the bombing. Well, some feelings. But we’re being very mature about it. Love always, Iran Iran did not write that letter. Iran has not called. Iran has not emailed, faxed, or sent a carrier pigeon. What actually happened is that Donald Trump stood in front of cameras and told the world that Iran is “begging for a deal,” that his phone is “ringing off the hook,” and that foreign leaders are “saying things to me that you wouldn’t believe.” No. They aren’t. He made it up. All of it. With the breezy confidence of a nine-year-old explaining why the dog ate the homework that was never actually written. The remarkable thing is not that he lies. Politicians lie. It’s that he lies about things that can be checked, by people who are watching, in real time, and then looks mildly offended when anyone points it out. But it’s on the news now. So it must be true. Gandalv / @Microinteracti1

Jimmy Kimmel: “Stephen Miller is so racist. The reason he went bald is because his hair was black.”

RETWEET if you stand with Jimmy Kimmel against Donald Trump!

O Irão está a ser um falhanço monumental, toca arranjar uma tentativa de assassinato, atacar o Kimmel etc. Isto é tão previsível. Filhos da puta

@ginamilan_ Fuck Trump and fuck you cucks

For the record: calling someone an “expectant widow” after someone has tried to kill her husband multiple times isn’t fucking comedy.

I saw Jimmy Kimmel hurt grandpa's fragile feelings again? Good. TEAM KIMMEL 🔥

Trump: “I’m not a rapist I didn’t rape anybody. I’m not a pedophile.” O’Donnell: “Oh, do you think he was referring to you?” Fucking priceless.

this your husband?

This is HILARIOUS 😂 Monday: 🇺🇸Iran has one day of oil left. Wednesday : 🇺🇸Iran has three days of oil left. Friday : 🇺🇸Iran has twenty two days of oil left. TRUMP has become a global laughing stock ⚡

@WhiteHouse HOW ABOUT IRAN

Enough is enough.

Porque raio saiu o Nel?

Quero ver qual é a puta da lei que vão invocar, esta semana!

Americans realizing the Iran war is going so bad that Trump is faking his assassination again