mick kemp

@dannykellywords Is Seven Up?

"Make my funk the P-Funk, I want my funk uncut. Make my funk the P-Funk, I wants to get funked up!"

@larssivertsen Maybe he is a Wizard just like Harry Potter. He and his team certainly do seem to have the knack of making the impossible possible on a regular basis!

In fairness, if Erik ten Hag's United has achieved anything it is proving that this is in fact possible - time and time again.

@nickclegg AI is bullshit and so are you!

We’re pleased to announce that, after taking onboard regulatory feedback, we will begin training our AI at Meta models using public content shared by adults on Facebook and Instagram in the UK and Brazil.

@EdwynCollins The Saints are an underrated band. Fact!

The Saints - This Perfect Day youtu.be/u12TwizxEwk?si… Morning Australia Friends, TOTP 1977, Chris Bailey on voice. So excellent , & bought (I'm) Stranded , great pic sleeve . Enjoy beautiful people -Edwyn PS Back to bed, toodeloo

@1953FlyingScot @Iamhairyf A definite favourite in this house! Even the non-alcoholic version is decent.

@Iamhairyf Just finished a few Ceasar Augustas

Bars open…

@CantrellStaley He sounds like a Competitive Dad!

@Toptennis_tweet His Coach sounds like a competitive Dad. I would ignore him as well, just to piss him off!

Draper's coach advices him to change his racket after hitting a double fault. He kept playing with it, but hit another double fault and changed it then. Does face a break point against Jannik Sinner now though. #USOpen

@AndyPeacock999 The correct answer to the question "who ate all the pies", if that person also then went on to eat all the people who made all the pies!

The face of a man who has never missed a lunch in his life

@PeterOHanrahaH Surely if you charge VAT you should add value?

@DavidHenigUK Ignorance, entitlement and pomposity - pretty much sums up the past 14 years under the Tories!

On the basis of this exchange I don't think either of them knows very much about modern trade.

@BladeoftheS @McardleTrevor "thinkers" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

GB News and all the ex-GB News crew are terrified.

@DanNeidle The one on the left looks like he ate the one on the right 😂

It's great HMRC is prosecuting tax evasion, but 24 months suspended sentence for a £3.2m fraud? Seems light. But I've no knowledge of sentencing guidelines - perhaps those that do could comment? mynewsdesk.com/uk/hm-revenue-…

@premnsikka @terrychristian They've also recently started taking over investment advisors, which I would've thought was a conflict of interests?

Destroyed by Private Equity: Bernard Matthews The Body Shop Byron Burger Casual Dining Cath Kidson Comet Debenhams Flybe Four Seasons Health Care HMV Maplin Monarch Airlines Paperchase Poundworld Southern Cross Thames Water TM Lewin Toys R Us Supermarkets, GP surgeries, next.

@fakehistoryhunt Wide eyed and headless 😂

The Accolade, painted in 1901 by Edmund Leighton (1852–1922). A wonderful depiction of... hang on... something isn't quite right... I think this one may have been altered a tiny tiny tiny bit... ;)

@Bunnymen @SummernightsKGB I was there. Decent! 😂

2nd night at a sold out @SummernightsKGB and again it was superb. Class act Glasgow ✊🏼🐰

@66Steph82 If it's a builder, never!

@mrmarksteel If only someone had invented something that could propel a boat when there is no wind, like an engine maybe?

As a spectator sport, sailing needs something. Maybe it would work better if they allowed piracy.

@Bbmorg It's a made up number. Also, a bit like people threatening to leave Twitter, most of them probably won't leave. I remember Paul Daniels threatening to leave the UK if Labour won in ’97. He stayed.

More homes for other people yeh!

1/🚨 Tommy Robinson and Russia🚨Given recent days, questions should be asked about Robinson's links to Russia. In 2020, Stephen Yaxley-Lennon (aka Tommy Robinson) went to Moscow & St Petersburg. This marked his 1st overt meeting with figures tied to malign elements within Russia. Some he met specialise in foreign influence operations / spreading disinformation.