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puff puff pass oh ouch u got smoke in my eye

The thing about casual sex is it has little to no appeal to a real lover. The thought of having sex with someone I do not care deeply for feels so hollow and meaningless

@DrJokesALot u just be tweeting the most random things but it is funny tho. Keep it up

@DrJokesALot bro please 😭😭😭

i love bird watching

@SbtnWebb this was really funny actually

prosciutto tastes like wet dog

democrats-the pope is good republicans- the pope is bad chinese garfield- ooo john prease make rasagna again

nowadays when people say they have an oral fixation it means they love smoking weed and sucking dick. that's just being awesome.

this august i plan to disappear to a tropical place for at least 2 weeks

eating my ham n cheese sandwich in the staff lounge but actually my belly hurts sooo bad

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everything i’ve lost has been replaced with something better. i never lack, i just transition

Tiny forest angel with stars on its back, standing so still and sweet. Nature made a masterpiece, and it blinked right at me.

the tension in this scene still gets me. darcy looking at her lips and inching closer and elizabeth mirroring his steps, and all this after their argument i should add

he realized how strange it is to be anything at all! he mad!