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hi imy guys

@seviloveschar that’s why titty exists

Everyday I think about this tweet

I’ve been working so hard I haven’t played my video games in almost a month. woe is me fr.

@Beholderofsouls lmaoo im so glad im not the only one, you get it lol

I open this app post-orgasm to release the few pent up thoughts I might still have— this is my version of a cigarette after sex.

I notice it’s the ppl who sit around scratching their asses all day that tend to talk the most shit about others online. loser energy.

idk man, they told me success is on the other side of cringe or whatever. don’t shoot the messenger tho.

I’ll draft a joke and keep it sitting in the draft graveyard forever because I assume it’s already been said somewhere so I don’t bother

lemme talk to my evil exes, I have fresh ideas and new ways to insult them

clacking my pleasers together just to feel something

I would do anything to relive the “where are you showering hardest” and the adult swim trends in their heyday. I’ll be thinking about those days til I’m old and gray fr

I get faded and start all my tweets with “I feel like..”

remember circles on here, I miss that

I feel like I spend half of every year stuck in traffic on the 101

i feel like a threesome would make me feel better idk

@bizarrebarbie tell me why I’ve been thinking about this for a while now, you’re so right. my black wig posts also do 1000% better on socials lol

Just an observation but like I feel like NO ONE prefers blondes anymore lol

really fucking hate accs like this piece of shit who hide behind stan pfps (mostly of women while they themselves are men) and say the nastiest shit because they face no actual repercussions.

@ceoscah right cuz why else rip off someone’s original work, girl I am so tired 😒

@atomikaXXX they wanna be you SOOO BAD

someone stealing my entire back tattoo design to tattoo on themselves while they LITERALLY KNOW ME IN PERSON was not on my 2025 bingo card

she got it like that, and I am inspired

i showed my surgeon a pic of emily ratatouille’s b00bs as (b00b job) inspo and he said his clients show him her pics the most out of anyone 😭