Akshath

All of life should be just Sports & Jokes :)

The cool thing about sports is that there’s always next year. The awful thing about sports is that that there’s always next year

When I'm at a movie theater on a weekday: Who the hell are these people going to the movies on a weekday

Discovering I enjoy watching sports was potentially the worst thing to ever happen to me

as a glasses wearer watching rylands glasses just hang off his face for like half the movie stressed the hell out of me

The best

the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.

@bengawalk Hi Pravar, thanks for putting this together. It's great! As a use case, do you know who we can contact to get updates about white-topping work? Would it be the B-Smile POC? And any thoughts how to seek accountability on this particular thing?

In a big new update, the city officials website now includes data for Mumbai, Delhi, Chennai, Hyderabad, Kolkata and Pune 🕵🏻‍♂️ There's also many small new features like a share button, satellite view and more Enjoy responsibly - cityofficials.bengawalk.com

Please enjoy my cartoon for Tuesday's @TorontoStar

Jesus to his disciples today:

In 2011, Fred was accused of underperforming because he had allegedly consumed 60 caipirinhas (cocktails) before a Fluminense match. The Brazilian striker called a press conference to show the bar receipt and clarify that it was actually 27.

Me while suffering the consequences of my actions

I can't tell you how hungry a lot of newer fans are for deeper coverage of tennis. A lot of them are smart. This sport underserves both its casual & hardcore fans in favour of diluted, middle-ground, mono-delivery that's for everyone and no one. Shouldn't be be the case in 2026

@ayesha_bedi Do you have any suggestions if someone belongs to a)?

I've deduced that people who struggle with 'correct eating' are either facing a) an education problem (they just simply don't know), or b) a relationship problem (they know but emotions > logic with food) I actually don't know which is the more prevalent issue..

speaker mahodaya 1 maggie me pet nahi bharta aur 2 maggie khayi nahi jaati

Chicharito

Water day

I’m 34