Boosie

I love it when the Uber driver sizes me up and plays white people music. Blast that third eye blind my guy

@dark_empath__ @gracecamille_ Fuck don’t tell me that. Awful news

@gracecamille_ Mmm not the best

Has anyone seen this?? I watched the original when i was in maybe 6th grade and didn’t know what jacking off was so i remember laying in bed staring at the ceiling thinking about Pacino with a racing heart

@dark_empath__ His special was delightful

Caleb Hearon, you delight me.

@dark_empath__ I believe in you

@b4bruce Nothing is even open

Regret to inform you that I am mad on vacation

@sportsfan257 Ur crazy for this fr

AMA: I got a $35 water bottle (Owala)

i have a boner but remove bon and add ection at the end

@patrickfharris Do you get really really really sweaty? I bet u do

Going on month 6 of being an over-the-ear headphones guy since losing my AirPods in the trash. Ask me anything, 🧵…

A cracker get a little cheese and ya’ll think it’s a picnic Okay

@beefaronilover ✋🏼😞

@dark_empath__ BFFR you gon say them regardless

i have thoughts about things that i cannot and will not say. they are controversial, yet objectively correct.

Open seat next to me for a 14 hour flight. Blessings all around 🙏

@sportsfan257 Dude sometimes I swear you are more like the 24th biggest sportsfan I know 😤

The depth of human creativity never ceases to amaze me

@Ryan5905379 If it helps that kid clearly has some spinal issues and is playing into the bit

@dark_empath__ Fair shout

@b4bruce No she’s a USC Mount Rushmore not us

Ralph, TB, Welsh, Barbers x2

@dark_empath__ Playing off of coors too? Fuck right off

Oh my god this is all so lame I hate everything and everyone involved

One thing yall won’t get me to do is to fall for this tinned fish trend. Keep your recession indicator cat food to your self

@dark_empath__ She kisses Marshall before he goes to jail and never tells her bf. She ends things a few eps later

@b4bruce When does she cheat

The WOAT #CommonSideEffects

@dark_empath__ I meannnn Frances is a liar, cheater, and manipulator who is only concerned about furthering her self interests until the last 5 minutes of episode 10. Not irredeemable by any means but not a good person for 90% of her actions

@b4bruce Frances is one i'm kinda into the most because i feel like her situation makes the most sense to me. like from her perspective marshall is just some hippy from HS and she's just a normal person who made the mistake of trusting what big money sells